Poetry for Sea Creatures Reciting Shakespeare

A crab and a fish were dancing in the Ocean

Oooooo that’s a bit odd thought a Whale

Who had stopped to watch the strange commotion?

“Well” . . . said the Whale to a passing dolphin

“You don’t see much dancing

Down on the ocean floor these days

And the last time I saw a crab pirouette

Was in one of those Shakespearian  Plays

I think it was . . . The Merry Waves of Winsor

Or maybe. . . Richard the Turbot

Or maybe it was. . . As you Pike it”

The crab then recited the famous lines

AH alas poor jelly fish

I knew him well

But he has starting to decompose somewhat

And that is a rather nasty smell

And as the audience clapped and cheered

And molluscs cleared their throats . . . . 

The whole play was then ruined

By men passing in a small flotilla of small rowing boats . . . .

Singing of Pirates

Drinking strong beer

And telling of the sea monsters

That the sailors all fear

You see the crab went off in a huff

Saying Sailors are rubbish

And don’t like culture and stuff.

And besides

The winds getting up

And the sea is quite ROUGH

So I'm off under a rock

Because

I’ve had ENOUGH

fin

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