An A to Z special for the Letter I . . . A useful and Slightly Poetic Spell

I have been busy lately so I thought I would stop for a Spell

HAH HA HA ha Hah  ha ha ha ha

Iron Bars

Steel Ingots

Eye of iguana

And the finger of

An insidious charmer

Wing of Insect

And an indigo thought

Rope taken from an old West Indian port

An insecure moment from a grandfather clock

An interesting but small igneous rock

An ibis’s wing

And a rather obscure indelible thing

All stirred together with water

From a poisonous icy spring

Stirred very slowly

As impatience will fail

Slowly adding some

Rancid pale ale

Some improper thoughts

And an impala's teeth, plus its tail.

And an artists impression

Of the large blue whale

An inch from a ruler

An injection of rum

Some sticky illicit Green Bubble gum

Then add the legs of a Bumble Bee

And the decomposing intestines

Of the lesser spotted human flea.

Then keep on stirring until the potion

Is steaming, bubbling and hot

Then shout at the world

You are coming to get them

Whether they are ready

Or not.