Thursday, 18 September 2014
The Truth Behind Scottish Independence finally revealed
Well as voting takes place I can finally reveal my cunning plan as it is now too late to stop it. You see me and my evil assistants, henchman Mr Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon (there is something a bit fishy about their names. . . . . HAH AHHAH AH aha hah ahah ha ahha ha hah a ha hah ah) have been working tirelessly for several years on our very own Flag Business. Everyone likes flags and here in
just can't resist a wave at a royal person or a parade or hanging them in
But we hatched a plan to make ourselves a small (a very big) fortune by persuading the people of
Scotland to leave the UK
resulting in the need for millions of new flags from big posh ones to cheap
plastic ones for the massed masses of Crowds-R-Us to wave at Queens
and the like.
Now some of you will be thinking well you wont make that much money flogging a few flags, well its not just a few there are millions of them because
New Zealand, Montserrat, St. Helena & Dependencies and many many
others have the Union Jack as part of their own flag . . . . . . . . . so we
will be rich very rich . . .HAH HA HAH AH ha ha hah ah ah ha ha h ha ha hah ha
hah ah ah ha hahah ah ha ha hah ah ah ahah ah ah . . . . Yes we have this flag
market well and truly Stitched Up. . . . . . . .. Stitched Up . HAH HA hah ah a haha ha ha ha
ha ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ahah ahah ha . . . . .
If our plan succeeds we plan to work for Chinese Independence which will mean the removal of the small print . . . MADE in
. . from the corner of the Chinese
flag. If that cunning plan works we will
be rich beyond are wildest dreams and we (OK I do) have some wild dreams
All we need to do now is get official approval for the new Union Jack design from the White House . . . sorry I mean Parliament. . . . . . . . . AH DAMN I may have made a slight error in the design.