Thursday 14 March 2013

The Pope and a chainsaw


It’s a funny old world there we all were yesterday watching the Pope become Pope, while on the subject of the Pope I was wondering about the Popes hat and his clothes because maybe they have to elect a Pope the right size for all the formal wear that goes with the post. After all you can’t just nip to a shop and buy a Popes outfit off the shelf so although all these things look like it’s all very spontaneous maybe it’s less so than we think. It would be interesting to know the height of all the Popes and what shoe size they are, and so on.

OK no that is a diversion from what I was going to say, I was going to say that yesterday I was watching the Pope (although not understanding a word) and today I have been using a chainsaw to chop logs. Now I need to point out this is purely a coincidence and that there is absolutely no link between the two events no matter how suspicious that might sound to you all. 

As we know one of the Popes middle names is Mario so I think it might only be a matter of time until the Pope-Mobile is renamed the Mario-Cart . . . . . Sorry back to the chainsaw, it is said that you get to warm up chopping logs for the fire then get warm again stacking the logs and finally get warm burning the logs, which is why dad said I was very lucky to be allowed to gain so much heat from our logs. The Pope (sorry dad) also says he who blunts the chainsaw, sharpens the chainsaw, as it happens the Pope might also say it because I can’t speak Latin, but I suspect the Pope does not say it.




I am also helping the Ghost Writer fix a computer because he says there is an old saying which goes . . . . . .You should never Byte the Ram that feeds you . . . . . although I cant see the logic in that myself  . . . . HAH HAH HHAHAHH hah ah ha hahahah aahhah ahhah hah ahh ahhah ah ha hah aha ha ha ha hahahhaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha.

And I also have other things to do which involve putting some music on a CD for a friend so I might be off doing things like that tonight, therefore this will be your lot for today. Tomorrow is very busy to, and in the evening we are off to have a meal with Mr Charlie and Miss Jane so tomorrows diary entry might be shorter that today’s, which appears to be about average  . . . . . . . .PHEW  . . . . . . . . . . 


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11 comments:

  1. I think what they have done is to make a complete line of pope clothes in aLL sizes about a thousand years ago and then when the new pope comes in he (or she) just wears but doesn'ht wear out cause their magicaLLy industrucktible clothing. They also don't stain. Some of the item may have elastic, or the mediumevil equivalent of elastic.

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    1. I think Mr H might have something worked out below, I say this because I have noticed the man who stands behind the Pope because he looks exactly like someone I know who as it happens is very religious. Therefore making it far more likely that it is the man I know although it cant be, unless god moves in a far more mysterious way that I have been lead to believe. If by any chance the do have magicaLLy industrucktible clothing then I could do with some of those although I would be a rubbish Pope.

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    2. One of my favorite jokes is a pope joke. I wiLL have to find it for you.

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    1. **Sorry, had to delete my last comment because my fingers were being more stoopid than usual - Here is what I was trying to say*** ====> My theory is that they have just the one Pope outfit that is XXXL (looks like latin) and is pulled down to size by that bloke who always stands behind the pope (have you ever noticed him? - you will now!) and he keeps the strings tight so that his dress is nicely fitted.

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    2. No problem with the messed up comment Mr H I do it myself all the time it is due to a fast brain and slow hands or maybe the other way round.

      As I said to Mr ESB above that man behind the Pope is the double of someone I know who is also rather religious (much like the Pope) so I clocked him straight away. I think you might be correct after all this is what happens when I try to buy stuff in shops, it looks fine in a shop and sort of goes wrong at home. But at least I can tell everyone now that me and the Pope have the same problems with clothing

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  3. ...sorry, still laughing at Mario Cart...:)

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    1. Yes Miss Lily this is a RATs exclusive, we will sue as soon as someone says they thought of it first.....

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  4. I vote "Yes" on proposition Mario Cart. How can we turn this into a reality?

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    1. I know it is a lovely thought but I fear it could arouse the Spanish Inquisition . . . . . . . and after all as they say

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition . . .well not in Mario Cart.

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  5. I would just like to thank all the RATs for their kind words on this post, you are all lovely .......XXXXX

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