Monday, 4 March 2013
The geography of motte and bailey and things of no importance
I was discussing my impenetrable defence trench at school today with the geography teacher as I thought he might be able to help by suggesting ways of contouring the land to improve our defence. You see there is a weakness in our location because less than one hundred yards behind the house are the remains of motte and bailey from way back in history, something that myself and the dog think might be used by intelligent zombies. Yes I realize that represents a contradiction in terms but evolution suggests that with time Zombies might learn skills. The dog has already said they might try to get parts in Zombie movies as it must be very frustrating to see all the good zombie parts played my actors who are not zombies. He thinks that the local zombies have already started a zombie union and are building a social club in a small vista in the woods called the bony-vista (well that’s tonight’s music sorted then HAH HAHHAH HAHAHH Hah hahaha hahahahhahaha ha).
Sorry I got distracted; I was saying about the impenetrable defence trench and the geography teacher, he says I have built my defences based on an old iron-age method which is fine as long as I am not up against Roman zombies . . . . . . . no sorry I mean roaming zombies which have a habit of walking round the end of trenches, and I need to make the impenetrable defence trench at least 23 times longer. I think I might give up defending myself against zombies they are getting too much like hard work. Maybe if I become an affiliated member of the union of zombies, tell the dog to stop eating the chewy ones and offer them parts in the block buster movie they might forget about trying to walk round the end of the impenetrable defence trench and look confused and defeated by a huge and very long impenetrable defence trench.
The geography said I was an IDIOT . . . . . . . . Mmmmmmm I might tell the zombies where he lives