Sunday, 10 March 2013
Mothers day and the life size Steam Powered Vincent Price Vampire Automata
I have descended into a state of limbo not as in the dance where you have to go under a pole a bit like the reverse of pole vaulting (as in the sport), no but like in a state of suspended animation where I am frozen and not doing anything. This is because the weather has turned back to winter and my mind has now passed winter and is in spring mode. I am not sure that nature is designed to deal with weather when it starts to reverse back in time, I certainly know in my own case my mind and body have now decided to shut down for a while until the weather catches it up again. One of the things that makes this winter particularly hard is the fact that the weather in Britain started to get bad on the 3rd June 2012, you see a decent diary has it moments so although this winter is not really terrible when added to a bad summer and autumn it means it feels like a very very very long winter.
In other items of importance. . . . . . . .Today was Mothers day, I say Mothers day but I refer to Mothers day in
because as it happens Mothers day is not a universal date and it appears that
globally there are about thirty different dates for Mothers day. In fact today
is one of the less common dates for Mothers day, so that’s COOL (or very cold).
My life size Steam Powered Vincent Price Vampire Automata was quite a surprise and mum said it was the last thing she wanted (sorry was expecting), It has photo cells in it and when it gets dark he starts creeping about the house hissing (that’s due to steam) and biting anything that moves. I tested in on the cats in a dark shed which seemed to work although I think maybe it might have been best if I had remained outside rather in the dark shed during testing, still I will recover and I only lost a couple of pints of blood but that was mainly due to the cats hiding on my head. I have named him Boris although everyone says that is confusing because Boris is a monsters name and not a vampires name, vampires have names like George or Hector or Roger or Volfgarde . . . . . I still prefer Boris myself.
Ok that’s it I am off now to hunt for the source of some heat, any sort of heat, well maybe not the hot steamy heat of a life size pointy toothed Steam Powered Vincent Price Vampire Automata.
DAMN . . . . . . . . . . now where has it sneaked off to, that is not meant to happen it’s not dark yet.