Poetry for an Unknown Thing

Is it here?

Is it there?

Is it somewhere?

A bit elsewhere

Is it up

Is it down

In the Sky

Or underground

Is it big?

Is it round?

Is it lost?

Or maybe found

Will it bite?

Or will it chew

I wish sometimes

I wish I knew

Is it self assembly?

And in a kit

Or in a cardboard box

In which it might just fit

Some are Red

Some are Blue

Second hand

Or even New

And self righting

Is a useful thing

So get one with

The added

Self righting Spring

Trendy now

In a nice Jet Black

With discreet controls

And battery Pack

Buy one now

And get one free

A better deal

You’ll never See

And if you lose yours

On the train

Its homing device

Will get it back

To you again

They like to play

Chasing sticks

And will squeak and Hum

And make strange little Clicks

It’s a great device

If you snore

And is now patented

By Me

Rob Z Tobor.

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