Poetry for Zombie Penguins

Beware the terrible cursed Zombie Penguin

That will sneak up on you from Behind

And Peck out all your brains

Enjoying all the chewy bits it FindZZZZZzzzzz

But folk laugh at me, when I warn them

That the Zombie Penguin is real and does Exist

And say I am a loony

And by the Loony Fairy I have been Kissed

But when the Zombie Penguin

Gets them and they Die . . . . (HAH AHAha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

As all their parents all start to Cry

And even if they shout at me

And insist that I should instantly desist

I will say at making snowmen they were rubbish

And they will probably not be missed

(Yes OK it is not always easy to be nice or write poetry)

You see I know a lot about Zombie Penguins

Because I breed them in a cage

And when small children annoy me

I get the Zombie Penguins

To attack them in a rage

And although the police have warned me

I need a licence for such aggressive Pets

Every time I try to get one

The Zombie Penguins eat up all the Vets

But they are rather large

And expensive Beasts to keep

So I might get something

a little smaller

Like a Vampire Opossum

Which like the Killer Hampster

Spends most of the day

Asleep