As many of you will know I
have been revealing some of the lesser known facts about the World Cup in my
ever popular Blog (I use the term ever popular loosely). Telling the world
about the news that the world cup is full of Androids and now Vampires and
various other creatures and beasts of a non-human based life structure. But I
have come to believe my blog has upset the powers that be somewhere in the
voids of cyberspace. I don’t think it will be Quinton and Charles of GCHQ as my
blog apparently is the only light relief they get as they trawl through the myriad
of websites and blogs involved in social media.
The reason for my
suspicion is that if I Google for news of Androids and Vampires through the
rather popular Google search engine (I am a great fan myself) playing in the
Brazilian World cup my own blog comes in at about page 25 million. Now we all
know this could only happen if someone somewhere wants my blog kept quite, suppressed
and out the way.
I have even protested
outside the local Google Office, a small wooden shed in a field just up the
road. Where a spokesperson said the
following
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Suarez is a vampire
Ban the vampire
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On the head. . . . Back of
the net
Anyway I am suspicious now
that there are more folk about in the greater world as a whole who are androids
than I thought. And a useful tip to spot one (so I am told) is that they clutch
small touch screen devices where they obtain their instructions from, using
discrete thumb and finger movements to communicate with their great leader,
In late news (for me) it
appears that Luis Suarez has been banned for four months. He stated afterwards My solicitors Amstrad Amstrad and Amstrad were rubbish and seemed to
favour the Androids. But as a Vampire I am planning to hang about for a while.
. .
This sounds like a job for HENRY HUT! I'm sure he would tell you that only this week Google themselves held a conference to show off their new version of ANDROID called ANDROID L.
ReplyDeleteThey refused to say what the L stood for but if it has anything to do with the football and this blog (and why wouldn't it) it MUST stand for LUIS SUAREZ.
He would probably then go on to say - If it sounds like (an android) duck and quacks like (an android) duck it probably IS a (..n android) duck!
And that would be that.
I like Henry Hut. . . I hope he will be back
DeleteAndroid Ducks too. . . . this is a worry indeed, I did not know about the Android L but that is more than coincidence we must watch our backs Mr H in case someone tries playing the offside trap.
Clearly they're aware that you're on to them. Best be careful from now on!
ReplyDeleteYou are right Miss Laura I will proceed with caution. . . and draw some more Androids or footballers or Zombies. . . .
DeleteWeLL, that was a lot.
ReplyDeleteIs Belgium reaLLy the Canada of France?!?!? I was just informed of that by a Scottish person. So then Spain would be the Canada of Morocco.
Well the thing is Morocco and Spain are not physically connected, well not above water anyway. Spain could be the Canada of Gibraltar but they may not like that in Spain.
DeleteAh, darn. I was hoping so much. Then I thought, a veRy large chunk of Canada isn't connected by land to the US, Great Lakes, then on out to the Atlantic.
DeletePart of Canada is even south of part of Michigan.
DeleteI did think about the great lakes but could not remember if they were on the border or more into canada.
DeleteI alway like that Robert Michigan in The Big Heat.
There is definitely a conspiracy to silence us RATs members. I am not getting the page views I sorely deserve, and neither are you. I think we should burn this shed down. That should solve everything.
ReplyDeleteIt seems a shame to burn the shed down RATs like sheds. . .
DeleteStrangely I am having the best Month ever with page views, so I am now wondering if there really is a plot. . . who knew you were planning to write this. Its all very suspicious.
Indeed. Perhaps you are stealing my page views through posting regular, witty, entertaining posts. This cannot be allowed! I demand that you cut the quality of your content immediately, or else you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
DeleteI will cut the quality of my posts straight away. It should be rather easy as they are rubbish already.
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