I dug up some potatoes today as the leaves
are wilting a bit. OK yes I hear everyone going WHAT we don’t come here to read
you have dug up potatoes and are planning to have them for tea……. Yes I know,
the nice Steven Spielberg will not be impressed with gardening but it has been
that sort of day, I have to admit I even repotted a Date palm and a Coconut
palm. That sounds exotic but they both live in the house. The Date palm is one
of the smaller ones with a maximum height of 10 feet as for the Coconut palm well it might attempt to escape through the
roof rather quickly. Coconut palms and British bungalows are slightly non
compatible long term and it will not fair well outside in British weather, this
according to the dog is because Coconuts are shy ………… HAH HHAHAH hah hahhah hah
h hahahh ah hhah ah hh ha hah hah hahh hah hah ha a ah ha…
The palm in its new pot
I have also been cutting
down some branches of trees although not the ones near the power line which I
have been told really are 11,000 volts. That’s not what the dog told me when he
made me cut all those other bits down next to the power lines a while back.
Although the weather has
been OK today so far dry and sort of sunny without being too extreme it is Sunday,
and as we know sometimes Sundays can suck the brains out of you’re head much
like some aliens do or some monsters or hamsters when you are asleep. One of
the reasons we don’t have a hamster anymore, after he was found sat on Mrs
Jones head with a straw while she was having a little knap. It took the doctors
ages to get the straw out of her ear and she says it has ruined her hearing on
her left side, I never knew you could hear through your side as well as your
ear until then.
I keep seeing Olympic things
popping up in odd places at present, however the farmers are happy because in
order to avoid copywrite infringements aliens are no longer producing crop
circles as they are trying to avoid any bad press after rumours of them sucking
the brains out of security trainee’s causing all sort of agro. And it also
appears that just in case, the Olympic committee are banning hamsters from the
Olympic Stadium, well all except the handful involved in the opening ceremony
who will be frisked for straws first…..
I must go the slugs are
demanding more beer….
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I know that I have drank a slug of beer before on a few occassionnss, but that was a slug as a unit of volume. I must soon have coffee and I believe I should shave before going downtown, simply so they wiLL be able to visuaLLy recognize me. I need more concrete for my vineyard. I also need some paperwork in order to pay somethings for someone else. Its complicated. But moist of aLL I need coffee. Hahahaha, "moist" instead of "most" when juxtaposed to a liquid, hehe, haha, hoho. I am sud den ly much much better, now that I am internaLLy tickled.
ReplyDeleteI am sure state side you may not have the same issues with slugs as we do in the UK... And this year with it being rather wet the little critters are rampant and eating like their life depends on it (which as it happens it does)..
DeleteBut us plucky Brits have discovered that a small bowl half filled with a good stout such as Guinness is more than a slug can resist and so they drink and drown in a haze of happiness. A sad but happy (for them) end. My only problem is some are big this year and drink the entire bowl and then get rowdy demanding more or else.....
Glad you were happy at the end of the comment by the way (much like the slugs)
DeleteI figured that I should reply to let you know that I am stiLL alive.
DeleteI watched an interesting TED presentation, podcast, on mushrooms that I found fascinating. See: Paul Stamets on 6 Ways Mushrooms Can Save The World.