The Strange World of Professor Vatis Brexit . . . A Poem

The strange world of Professor Vatis Brexit

Is full of in’s and outs

Where people Stay 

And people Leave

And some just sort of sway 

It’s a land were leaders shout I’m in charge

But are chased by lots of other folk

Who reply very loudly No you’re not

And then throw them off Big Ben just for a joke

And others shout I am right

And you are quite plainly wrong

Where Icelandic folk

For reasons not known

Sing a happy happy song

Of course Professor Vatis Brexit watches bemused

As turmoil continues day after day.

Looking up from his desk

Winking at his colleague Professor Britstay

And saying

These British are as mad as a box of Frogs

In an Eccentric British

Sort of

Way