Poetry for a night time walk in the Woods

If you walk in the woods at night

There are lots of beasts that tend to bite

And bats and insects and big snakes too

And ghostly things that leap at you

And terrible terrible vampire bats

And an old witch and her witches cats

As well as monsters that tend to groan

In a rather threatening and scary tone

And if you fall then slugs will eat your eyes

While leaches suck the blood from your thighs

So if you walk in the woods at night

You can be sure of a horrid fright

As banshees circle overhead

Wondering who has survived and who is dead

As hissing creeps out of the dark

A demented demons little humorous lark

So if you walk in the woods at night

Be sure to take a torch

That is very bright

Although the hobbits will steal the batteries

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