Poetry, Harry Potter, The Library and the White Rabbit

If you see a White Bunny

And he looks a bit Funny

Wearing posh clothes

And has lots of Money

(You have not picked up a Harry Potter Book in the Library)

If he watches the Time

And is fond of a Rhyme

And complains he is Late

And will be served on a Plate

(That is definitely not a Harry Potter Book that’s for sure)

And if a big Smiling Cat

Fades out while you Chat

And confuses your More

While hunting for Dumbledore’s Door

Then I suspect someone has used a pen to change the name Alice to Hermione and written Harry Potter through the Looking Glass on the cover.  It an easy mistake to make, I mean who would do that, who would even think up such an unthinkable and evil trick to trick small unsuspecting children with. Filling their heads with ideas that Hogwarts is at the top of a beanstalk and that all the cupboards are bare and that the clock is full of blind mice who are being chased by Voldemort with a carving knife.

I mean what sort of madman would do that, it took hours (I mean it would take hours)

If you are confused and are thinking WHAT? . . . . . . . . . Well I drew a White Rabbit last night so I thought MMMMmmmmmmmmmm now what, HAH HA ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha  . . . . . . . .  You see if folk are not going to comment I can be as mad as I like. . . . YA SUCKS BOOOOO.

I hope you realise this stuff is ruining my diary you know.