There once was a fearsome
Mythical Norse
Who, so it was said
Rode a huge and rather Brave
Horse
According to legend they
fought
Dragons all Day
Then in the evening
(Back at the Pub, while
eating Pork Scratching)
They would Dominoes Play.
Dominoes of course
Is the game of Knights and
Kings
And Fantastic Beasts
Such as Dragons (and other
critters although some were not allowed in the pub)
With large scaly Wings
So during the day
When the Norse and Dragons
did Fight
They did it with pillows
And hit each other
Quite light.
And this you see is where
the old saying comes from that almost no one uses these days because no one
fights dragons anymore. And its no good believing all that Harry Potter stuff
or the up and coming Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, I don’t think Mrs
JK Rowling is going to admit to the world that folk in fact only fought dragons
and other scary beasts with Pillows. It would only ruin many a fairytale, some
of which might be mine thinking about it . . . . . . . .DAMN
Anyway that saying
. . . . He is a Pillow of
society. . . . .
Hello Rob
ReplyDeleteHello what are you up to
I just watched Groundhog Day
Ooo thats a bit like the internet
Do you think so
Well you have been going round in circles and getting no where for a long time now
True but I still cant play the piano
Well you can do that noise thing you do
That's true but most folk tell me to stop or attack the piano with an axe
Well you have to admit it sounds terrible
Well I like it
Yes but it still sounds terrible
OK a bit terrible
A bit
OK a lot terrible but I still like it and the piano seems to enjoy the whole thing loads
Well lets face it the piano either got to live with you or it was fire wood so it is happy making any noise even that of a demented cat
I think we are losing the point a bit are we not
Probably. . . But I dont think folk care much
Will I play the piano for you
O GOD no I'm off. . . Bye
I feel like I'm interrupting something...
ReplyDeleteNo Miss Lily. It just puzzles me that this is one of the most uncommented on blogs in all the world. because it seems to get visitors according to the stats. I suspect its slightly quirky nature is scaring folk a bit and I do find that if S E X in any form crops up in a blog it does attract more interaction with the masses. I do not mention S E X much if ever so I feel I may be doomed to wander cyberspace in the dark voids forever undiscovered. All that talent and modesty will fade into the obscurity of history and time.
DeleteStill it keeps me amused so Cool.