Benjamin
Braithwaite Browning
Had it not been for his
rather colourful life style Benjamin Braithwaite Browning would probably remain
completely unknown . . . . his only invention being the
Barometric
Bellows, a brilliant device that had no obvious practical use at the time, well
not until the court case.
Having been brought up in
a circus he was an expert juggler and fire eater, spent time as a tattooed Lady
in a freak show, worked as a spy for the British in Russia, is said to have
shot the very last living Dodo for a family feast and had always claimed that
he was the first to reach the summit of Mount Everest. A claim that now has
some substance from a very early photograph that was said to have been taken at
the summit.
His Barometric Bellows
were designed to give a predictable and consistent linear parallel air flow; unheard of before or since in a
hand operated bellows. But its uses were incredibly limited.
However Benjamin
Braithwaite Browning was found in a very compromising position with three naked
dancers from the Folie Bergere and a leading politician all doing unspeakable
things with two pairs of the Barometric Bellows. The scandal made all the main
newspapers of the time and for a very short time led to a sudden increase in
sales of the Barometric Bellows. But they were quickly banned from sale and
destroyed by the authorities, even today they are very difficult to find and
highly prized by a certain knowing group with certain interests.
Ooh I say! What an ending for him
ReplyDeleteDan Brown A-Z
He fairs better than some I will be writing about. Many dont make it to old age. OK the first man to reach the moon does but some say it was the Welsh blood in the family that helped.
DeleteOh Mr Z, what an unseemly end for poor Benjamin Braithwaite Browning. Er...you don't happen to know where I can purchase one of those rare Barometric Bellows by any chance?
ReplyDeleteSorry I cant help with the Barometric Bellows, but I might be able to find a Dodo that limps a bit.
Deletehow bodacious and bawdy! I'm not the least belligerent about your baffling bumbler however! Being bountiful is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThat's a barrage of Beguiling and bewildering B words. . . I am bamboozled and that's for sure.. . . . but only a bit.
DeleteWhat a fun read. You said on my B blog (#1511 now) that your mistyping causes you to butcher words, but I think what you do with words on your blog is Beautiful. JEN Garrett
ReplyDeleteYou are very kind indeed although I suspect most would say . . . a bit odd . . rather than Beautiful. But I will remember this for my publicity material and I suspect you have not read any of my poetry yet.
DeleteMany thanks for calling by.
Bacon buttys bought by beggars,bulging beneath bridges, become better by buttering bread behind bakery buildings.
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Blimey Mr H I missed your comment that's Bad.
DeleteBoor Benjamin Braithwaite Browning.
ReplyDeleteLiving life to the full I think he would say. . . .
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