So
here we are, Part Two of the Two day A to Z special. As we know last night we
left the alphabet at halfway with the following
A herd of Llamas
stampeding across the Kings
land , accidently squash
him then. As he is unable to run because he is well and truly stuffed with the
flock of Jackdaws in the pie. That were aroused by the smell of
ice cream cones, that were crushed in the crash where the incompetent ice cream van driver ran over the herbalist.
Who in trying to kill the germs ended up killing the Frenchman
who had shot the elephant that had squashed his dog that had eaten
the cat
stunned by the apple that had landed on his head killing the bee
that had stung the ant that was eating the apple.
And so it continues. . . . .
A Monster promptly eats all the Llamas
that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws
that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman who shot
the Elephant
that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat
that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.
Then a Naughty
Nudist waving his
hands about stops the Monster in his tracks. This of
course is the same monster that ate all the Llamas that squashed
the King
that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist
who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman who shot
the Elephant
that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that
killed the bee that stung the Ant. Lets face it there are not
that many Monsters about that eat Llamas.
However a passing Ogre
eats the foolish and rather Naughty Nudist who was waving his
hands about and the distracted Monster that ate all the
Llamas
that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent
Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman who shot
the Elephant
that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat
that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.
A rather large PYTHON
swallows the now dozing OGRE that ate the Naughty
Nudist and the Monster that ate the Llamas
that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws
that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist
who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman
who, shot the Elephant that
squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple
that killed the bee that stung the Ant
OK everyone has had enough
now so the Queen out looking for her partner mistakenly thinks the PYTHON
has eaten the king so that is the end of the line for it, bye bye Python.
But a huge flock of ROOKS out for revenge of their mates
chase the Queen
Seeing a Large submarine
a place where rooks tend not to go seems like a good place for a Queen
to hide so she climbs aboard and sets sail.
Sadly a Torpedo
destroys the Submarine and the Rooks and the Queen (Hey this is
not a happy story)
The Unidentified vessel
that fired the Torpedo stops to check that the Submarine full of rooks
and a Queen has been destroyed
Never stop when Vampires
are about because the crew of the Unidentified vessel are to put it
bluntly all goners and now members of the Undead.
It is not often that a Whale
swallows a load of Vampires but strange things happen
at sea.
Then the mysterious Mr X
gets involved and turns the Whale into Soup.
To make matters worse a
passing Yak who has done no harm to anyone is also thrown into the
soup by Mr X along with the Whale.
But then everyone is eaten
by Zombies
. . . . . Well what can you say, alphabets always end in Zombies.
So The Zombies
have eaten the remains of the Yak, Mr X, and the Whale
soup which had bits of Vampire floating about in it as
well as bits of unidentified vessel, Torpedo, submarine,
Rook and the Queen
who killed the Python that swallowed the Ogre
that ate the Naughty Nudist and
the Monster that had eaten the herd of Llamas
that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws
that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver to death, who ran over the Herbalist,
who trying to kill the Germs poisoned the Frenchman,
who shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog, that ate the Cat
that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant
Phew
my head hurts now . . . . . . .
Very well done!
ReplyDeletebetty
I've got as far as A is a letter in the alphabet. B is also a letter in the alphabet. C is yet another letter in the alphabet. What do you know, D is also a letter in the alphabet. Not sure what to write for E...
ReplyDeleteBeautiful picture Mr Z.
There is a sort of mad A to Z in that worth doing folk will love it.
DeleteOn the 26th day of A to Z, my true love said to me,
ReplyDelete26 drummers drumming, and a partridge in a pear tree.
I have to go to sleep and there are all these drummers and the especially noisy pear tree, a pear tree so loud that I can't hear the coo-ing of the partridge that will normally put me to sleep. I have spent my whole life listening to partridges, I have hundreds of hours of recorded partridges from all over the world and now this noisy pear tree is keeping me awake! It must be global warming or ISIS or North Korea or Iran that is making these trees so loud, there couldn't possibly be another reasonable eXplanation.
We have a family of five Partridge who like to walk round the outside of the house two or three times a week looking for food. We feed the birds every day and have two Pheasant who are getting quite tame now, luckily shooting season has ended so they are safe.
DeleteAre you sure the pear tree is being noisy that sounds a bit odd to me. Maybe they dont get on well with Pineapple plants and are complaining. I am suspicious of the Partridge in a Pear tree they are not the sort of bird that spends time in trees (well not round these parts)
Trees have bark, right? Dogs have bark, too. Hahaha
DeleteLove your blog's theme :) Thanks for stopping by and good luck with this year's challenge!
ReplyDeleteYou are more than welcome I hope to get back at some point.
DeleteI think there is a song here and not 12 days of Christmas. Now I'm trying to remember and it's hurting my head.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Wrote By Rote
It reminded me of the old rhyme . . . .There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. . . . .Now has she swallowed an ant that rhyme might have included a submarine and Zombies.
DeleteThat's it!!! I used to have it on one of my kids' Raffi tapes and it used to drive me nuts.
DeleteArlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Wrote By Rote
You cant beat the old ones Mr B. . . .
DeleteI just wish I could type better