The April A to Z (yet another pre-event final post) . . . . maybe?

Just a short time ago as I ate my evening meal I thought . . . . I have just had a good idea for that April A to Z thing in the wonderful world of blogging. But I have written my A to Z (almost) so instead I give you the One Day Half A to Z Challenge as a sort of warm up. I may do part two tomorrow I may not, it depends on what I do and who turns up.  

so here you have it the Almost April A to L one day special

An Ant sat on an apple eating.

A Bee landed on the Apple and stung the Ant which killed it.

The Apple fell from the apple tree stunning a Cat and killing the bee which had stung the Ant

A dog taking advantage of the situation ate the Cat which was stunned by the apple which fell from the tree killing the bee that stung the ant.

An Elephant upset by this squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.

A Frenchman (owner of the dog) shot the Elephant that squashed his dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant (I think you can see where this is heading).

Virulent germs on the gun that the Frenchman shot the elephant that squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant . . . . made the Frenchman  very very sick.

A herbalist attempting to destroy the germs and cure the Frenchman accidentally killed him, but he shrugged his shoulders and said well that’s what happens when you shot an elephant that squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.

Unfortunately an incompetent Ice cream van driver who was passing ran over the Herbalist who rather than kill the Germs accidentally killed the Frenchman who shot an elephant that squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant

A flock of Jackdaws aroused by the smell of broken ice cream cones created in the accident where an incompetent Ice cream van driver who was passing ran over the Herbalist. Who was trying to kill the Germs but accidentally killed the Frenchman who shot an elephant that squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant . . . . . Sort of peck the ice cream man to death.

 Then it just so happened that the King fancied a Jackdaw pie so that was the end of the flock of Jackdaws aroused by the smell of broken ice cream cones created in the accident where an incompetent Ice cream van driver ran over the Herbalist who tried to kill the Germs but accidentally killed the Frenchman who shot an elephant that squashed the dog that ate the cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant . . . .

A herd of Llamas stampeding across the Kings land, accidently squash him then. As he was unable to run because he was well and truly stuffed with the flock of Jackdaws in the pie. That were aroused by the smell of ice cream cones, that were crushed in the crash where the incompetent ice cream van driver ran over the herbalist. Who in trying to kill the germs ended up killing the Frenchman who had shot the elephant that had squashed his DOG that had eaten the cat stunned by the apple that had landed on his head killing the bee that had stung the ant that was eating the apple.    

The END of Part One . . . . . . 

LINK TO PART TWO