Sunday 29 June 2014

The Story behind the 2014 Brazil World Cup (An exclusive and shocking story of power).




The complex story behind the 2014 Brazil World Cup is finally starting to unravel, but it is a complex story and I need to return to the past for it to make sense. Back to the very origins of the creation of the first Androids by the unknown genius Augustus Von Androidus (which I have discussed previously), you see it appears that he was a member of the Knights Templar’s. He built the Androids to recover the legendary Holy Grail, the gold cup of Jesus and his mates, because by then the number of members of the Knights Templar had fallen to a handful.  Well they had a bit of a hard time historically people sort of set them on fire.

As the Androids continued their mission to find the grail, it became clear in more recent times that there was a certain gold cup that was worshiped by millions of people from all over the world, and they needed to find out if this was the gold cup they were searching for. Why would all these people worship this cup apparently awarded for winning a game called football, it made no sense to the Androids and so they have assumed that this is a crude cover story to protect the grail.

In 1966 the Androids even got hold of the cup briefly, but before they could examine it properly some pesky kid called Dan Brown and his dog Pickles (on his way to a fancy dress party dressed as Leonardo Da Vinci . . . that’s Dan not his dog) stumbled across them and the Androids had to vanish into the undergrowth of Beulah Hill. They managed to steal it again in 1983, but by then they were convinced that a switch had been done, and so the Androids are now pursuing the new cup. They are sure that this time they have the right cup.

However an evil genius who has been aware of the Androids long hunt for the Holy Grail has built his own androids to ensure that he will win the World Cup and obtain the Grail which he knows from watching that Indiana Jones Bloke and Monty Python will give him eternal youth and ultimate power.

This genius has even persuaded a certain player to bite people to convince the powers that be that the world cup is riddled with Vampires, but Mr Suarez is not a Vampire merely a Red Herring.

So what is the name of this Evil Genius who will get his clutches on the World Cup? Live for ever. Rule the world and make folk eat ice cream. . . . . . . He is called Rob Z Tobor.

Hang ON that’s ME

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AH DAMN I may have revealed my plan a bit early.

11 comments:

  1. Greetings Evil Genius. I reckon you will put the World Cup on top of the fridge. Closer to the ice cream. Can I have an ice cream, Sunday? Um, can I have an ice cream, Sundae?

    Aha and a World Cup chant, your way.

    Gary

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    1. No ice cream on Sundays Mr G, But the World Cup (Holy Grail) on the fridge sounds perfect.

      All I need now is the element of surprise.

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  2. Oh, so that's what the World Cup is all about. Once you get your hands on the World Cup, will you then convert it into an actual cup from which you may drink your victory?

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    1. I have a feeling that folk are not entirely convinced my plan is credible. But no one knows yet that my secret team is the Netherlands. They are all Androids under my control HAH AH HA HA HA HAH AH HA HAH AH ha hah ah ah ah ha ha.

      And once we have our clutches on that cup things will change.

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  3. "the legendary Holy Grail, the gold cup of Jesus and his mates,"

    Hilarious. So it was you all along who convinced Suarez that he is a vampire, thus making him bite an Italian, and in the process exposing the androids and their sinister plot to steal the world cup? Makes perfect sense to me.

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    1. Now Look here Mr Addman I feel you are picking holes in my well thought out plan,

      Mr Suarez is a Red Herring, who thinks he is a Vampire . . . . All very fishy. . .HAH AHAH HAHAH AHAH AH AH AH HA HAHAH HA HAH AHAH HA HAH ha hahahah ah ah ah ahah

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  4. I am wondering how this is going to affect my groc store purchasing and The Removal of A Dead Electric Motor. I hope there is no interference from what is currently happening with the Ebola virus. I am running veRy late this morning .....

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    1. My efforts at taking over the world should not interfere with your shopping too much I hope or the removal of a dead Motor.

      Ebola Virus?

      I have been to the beach today but I was unable to stop the tide, I suspect substituting the Holy Grail for a Plastic Cup may not have worked as well as it might have.

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    2. Bigger cup, maybe. World Cup.

      At point of eXhaustion. Napping for abit then resuming. It is 100F outside at 5 PM, which I think the high was s'pposed to be 104. I need to get a fan motor replaced for my friend.

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    3. Hmmm, waiting an hour was a failure, it jumped up to 101F.

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    4. It sounds Hot over there.

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