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Damn! It's a pity is doesn't get rid of my lady mustache and the wart on the end of my nose. Otherwise, I would have bought a dozen.
ReplyDeleteBut it will rid you of spiders and makes a great pizza topping.
DeleteThere are people who WANT to sing like Tom Waits? Who needs an elixir for that, all you have to do is smoke five packs a day and drink sandpaper.
ReplyDeleteCan it heal my liver?
Yes and Yes I think is the answer. Although you will need to place your liver in a large bowl of the Elixir of Everything in the fridge for 24hrs or one day, (which ever is the longer)
DeleteIf I drink enough of it do you s'ppose it might make me smarder?
ReplyDeleteYou are the Smardest blogger I know Mr ESB. I believe it works well as a printer enhancer for the tricky shapes and bright colours. . . .
Delete(Ha)12 - ha raised to the twelfth power
DeleteThanks Mr ESB
DeleteAre there any side effects Rob? I don't want my toe nail to grow back only to find out my foot has dropped off! Other than that, stick me down for two of your biggest drums!
ReplyDeleteNo side effects whatsoever. OK your head might have a few and your hands will certainly get large and scaly but your sides will remain in good nick.
DeleteDo you know if there are any contraindications if I used it along with my stash of snake oil? I wouldn't want one to cancel out the other. :)
ReplyDeleteMary
The View from my World
I suspect they will compliment each other rather well. I would highly recommend giving it a go. . . . Someone has to be brave enough to be the first
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