Today is a quiet day, well sort of quiet,
we have been in to see Mr M and he is still battling away with gritted teeth,
well they have removed his teeth which I suspect he is not entirely happy
with. If you think about it over the
last couple of thousand years or so it is quite common for folk to loose their
teeth. And I don’t mean as in put them down on the seat in the bus and then the
next thing you know is eating a Gingernut in Marks and Sparks and thinking DAMN. Yes OK that is also surprisingly common too,
but I am referring to the real teeth sort of going bad and falling out or even
pulled out.
Then the thought occurred
to me that assuming we all go off to some sort of heaven somewhere and most
religions have a heaven of some sort somewhere, which will turn out to be the
same one for everyone, but with a lot of entrances no doubt with escalators
bringing folk up from all over the place. A bit like supermarkets who also have
escalators getting you up into them but then make you walk down a load of
stairs to get out again, although I am not certain that heaven will have stairs
because a lot of folk are fairly elderly and frail. Hang on I got distracted from the point, I
was saying about teeth and the point I was going to make is a rather large
number of folk arriving in heaven will have no teeth. Since this is a rather
spiritual place I suspect there are no dentists so I am now left with the
vision of a host (or is it multitude) of angels looking down on folk with no
teeth spending eternity eating soft food. Or like the person who left their
teeth on the bus by mistake having to dunk their Gingernuts in their mug of
tea, I rather like dunking Gingernuts in my tea even if I do still have teeth.
We hope to go in and visit
Mr M later although I better not tell him that angels probably don’t have any
teeth so don’t tell them any jokes and make them laugh. And like yesterday my drawings are getting
even more unrelated to events, maybe I am in two different dimensions at
present and the me in the other dimension is communicating using pictures in
the same ways as tables sometimes knock once for yes and twice for no………
Ooooo how come everyone
wants to be in the new Star Wars 7 or what ever, and are forming huge queues,
when it is plainly clear that what they need is an eccentric child of
cyberspace….
May the Norse be with
you . . . .. . . . .see its easy . . .
.AH DAMN.
It could be that the only thing important about us are our teeth, and therefore the only thing that goes to these heaven type resorts are teeth.
ReplyDeleteThat's a thought to chew over Mr ESB . . . . . HA HHAHAHHHAH HAH HAH ha hah ah ha hh ah ahha h hahh ha ha ha.
DeleteMr M is now on a pain killer so things are near the end, but although sad we know we have done everything we could. I suspect heaven will be livelier once he gets there...
Maybe our teeth will be waiting for us when we get wherever it is we are going and St Peter (or whomever) is there are the gates trying to match people up with their nashers before allowing them in to sample to hog roast/buffet/ salad bar.
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