Saturday, 21 May 2016

Poetry for why I should Rule the World

How small is the smallest, small is small
When compared with
The very, very big and tall
Like a large sailing ship
Or even the moon or the earth
Or a huge undefined indefinite article
When held against
The smallest sub atomic particle
And who decides what’s wrong
Or what is right
And where we can go
And what we can write
And nothing is, as we often know
As simple as plain Black and White
It is clearly (to me) all very odd
And I don’t think we can blame it
All on that chap . . . . . . . .  
You know the one . . .  God
Although which God is God is God
Can be a rather heated debate
Leading to war death and destruction
As state fights state
So who or what can resolve
All these issues for man
Well I suspect
It might be possible
That Poetry
Maybe Not
What we need is a jolly good world leader
I am available for a small fee

No refunds if you still carry on fighting.


  1. Milli

    Aren't these the names of Chris Columbus' ships on a later voyage, like when he discovered Ohio?

    1. I would pick you over Donald Drumpf anyday to ruin the world. Oh, sorry, I meant RULE the world. I was already thinking about him (sigh) ruining the world.

    2. I think if he does get into power Mr ESB it is very likely that the political machine will make sure he does what he is told. It is just that the rest of the world might snigger a bit.

    3. 'snigger' is not in my vocabulary, so I have no idea what it means, but I think you are absolutely correct as almost always.