Thursday, 13 August 2015
A Very Strange Blog Guest Interview
O NO what do you want
I have come to help with this blog post
What blog post I’m not writing a blog post
I think you will find that you are now
Look we can do one of those guest interviews that folk like to do
OK but keep it sensible
What, really don’t you trust me I mean I will just ask a few simple questions so the readers get to know all about you . . . . . sort of, a bit.
Well Rob All this writing you do here what is all that about, I mean you do realise its all futile and that no one is remotely interested in any of it don’t you.
Hang On that’s a bit of an aggressive start for an interview
Well I thought I would do a political one, folk like politics
Are you sure. I thought they preferred cute cats on YouTube.
Now dont change the subject Mr Tobor you need to answer the question YES or NO.
No not what that tells us nothing we need to know exactly where you stand.
I stand on the floor although at present I am sitting at a desk typing.
I think we can all see that. . . You once operated a machine called a UFO didn't you. You were called a UFO Pilot.
Exactly an Unidentified Flying Object. . . You are in fact an Alien aren’t you
No I’m not and UFO stands for Underwater Flying Observer it was one of those ROV’s (remotely operated vehicles) it was a submarine and I didn’t go in it I just operated it from the surface.
And you were a tea blender at one time
Yes but it was a terrible job, No one wants to be a tea blender in Dante’s Inferno, so I ran away and hid.
And you stopped a runaway truck once didn’t you.
I was an ace skateboarder when no one else was interested and I was sort of passed by a truck with no driver so I leapt into it all heroically and stopped it
And what happened
I got lots of angry looks from passing pedestrians who thought I was the driver so I ran away and hid
You have been run over by cars once or twice too, surely after the first time you would take more care.
Yes but sometimes it is not easy to leap out of the way particularly when various bits are slightly faulty and you go round in small circles when moving too quickly. A result of folk attacking you with a car.
The punters are bored now so time to go.
OK yes thanks for your help. . . . . I think
And you are looking a bit off colour Rob.