Hello Rob
O NO what do you want
I have come to help with
this blog post
What blog post I’m not
writing a blog post
I think you will find that
you are now
DAMN
Look we can do one of
those guest interviews that folk like to do
OK but keep it sensible
What, really don’t you
trust me I mean I will just ask a few simple questions so the readers get to
know all about you . . . . . sort of, a bit.
OK
Well Rob All this writing
you do here what is all that about, I mean you do realise its all futile and
that no one is remotely interested in any of it don’t you.
Hang On that’s a bit of an
aggressive start for an interview
Well I thought I would do
a political one, folk like politics
Are you sure. I thought
they preferred cute cats on YouTube.
Now dont change the
subject Mr Tobor you need to answer the question YES or NO.
WHAT?
No not what that tells us
nothing we need to know exactly where you stand.
I stand on the floor
although at present I am sitting at a desk typing.
I think we can all see
that. . . You once operated a machine called a UFO didn't you. You were called a UFO Pilot.
Yes
Exactly an Unidentified
Flying Object. . . You are in fact an Alien aren’t you
No I’m not and UFO stands
for Underwater Flying Observer it was one of those ROV’s (remotely operated
vehicles) it was a submarine and I didn’t go in it I just operated it from the
surface.
And you were a tea blender
at one time
Yes but it was a terrible
job, No one wants to be a tea blender in Dante’s Inferno, so I ran away and
hid.
And you stopped a runaway
truck once didn’t you.
Yes
I was an ace skateboarder
when no one else was interested and I was sort of passed by a truck with no
driver so I leapt into it all heroically and stopped it
And what happened
I got lots of angry looks
from passing pedestrians who thought I was the driver so I ran away and hid
You have been run over by
cars once or twice too, surely after the first time you would take more care.
Yes but sometimes it is
not easy to leap out of the way particularly when various bits are slightly
faulty and you go round in small circles when moving too quickly. A result of
folk attacking you with a car.
The punters are bored now
so time to go.
OK yes thanks for your
help. . . . . I think
And you are looking a bit
off colour Rob.
That is one scary looking dude.
ReplyDeleteWell I know it's not much, but I'm still reading and so is the Lil man, although he doesn't comment. Its seems that we're just too eccentric for the masses.
Indeed Miss Lily and I think the nature of my blog means that folk dont always know when a fact is true. Like stopping a runaway truck, Yep I did that UFO pilot Yep entirely true and I struggled as a tea blender an entirely true fact. And I have been hit a few times by cars too. I do look a lot friendly that the picture and certainly have more hair although I an grumpy but then folk in cars keep hitting me so its understandable.
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