Saturday, 14 March 2015
Mr Jeremy Clarkson and the Great Top Gear Conspiracy all is revealed
Over the last few days I have heard many things about the great Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson debate. Well when I say many things I have heard or read a couple of things and have now made many assumptions that have led me to a Top Gear Conspiracy theory, I have said it before and its entirely true, everyone loves a good conspiracy theory. You see there are some interesting facts in all this. For example who informed the BBC of the alleged Fracas, well it turns out it was Mr Clarkson himself. Well that is not the sort of thing you are going to do when you are already in trouble; rush inside and tell the entire world that you chopped down the Cherry tree. . . . Mmmmmm very suspicious? Then it turns out the producer has been part of the team for ages and has risen up through the staff to become a producer (a well liked producer) in a team where it appears Mr Clarkson is well and truly the main man. And I do not mean just the big star lying on a feather sofa eating grapes out of a hubcap, no he is one of the brains and driving (no pun intended) forces behind the show. So if he did not like this chap would he be a producer . . . NO. And there have been other little hints at stuff which has led me to my conspiracy theory.
SO . . . . . I can hear folk say. . . What stupid idea have you come up with now . . . . Well you see if you have watched the show you will have noticed it had lost its sparkle a bit this series. They were struggling for one of those brilliant ideas that has made the show the great success it has been for the last twenty years. Basically it had started to go a bit off the boil and stale. So in order to avoid it just petering out losing viewers, they hatched a great master plan to go out with a bang leaving everyone wanting more.
So what is this Foolish plan . . . you now ask. Well by Jeremy Clarkson discrediting himself it means the BBC has to sack him. Then his close friends and fellow presenters plus The Stig will refuse to stay, and then the crew will also follow Mr Clarkson to create a whole new car show watched by millions from day one on Channel 4. (OPTION ONE)
There is a slight possibility that the BBC seeing the dropping ratings hatched the plan to restore interest in the show. If in a few days time we hear on the BBC News that Jeremy Clarkson and the producers have made up and the show will continue to the end of this series then I think we can also assume it’s a conspiracy to boost the ratings of a show that has almost run its course. (OPTION TWO)
So there you have it call me mad (DAMN you called me mad), but conspiracy theories are not always that far from the truth. . . . Who can say its not all a cunning plan, after all the Top Gear team has achieved some unlikely goals in the past which have required immense planning. I mean if they can put a Reliant Robin on the moon then anything is possible.