Monday, 16 July 2012
The official first day of Autumn, Olympic tickets and a veggie curry
It appears that July 16th is now the first official day of Autumn; yes a bit of a shock for everyone in the UK particularly as the end of this week is the first day of the summer holidays, or as they will be known from now on Autumn holidays. Yes it is now officially OK to start your Christmas shopping and getting your Christmas tree, a small word of advice, look for a tree that is floating high in the flood water is shows it is young and perky and will not drop every single needle on your living room floor until at least halfway through boxing day.
Not only is the impending holiday about to turn the minds of teenagers into the minds of teenagers but we are all about to head off on an odyssey called the Olympics, Not just any Olympics but the muzak filled, damp London Olympics. I don’t live near
and am yet to
discover if I will be part of the event. The Media have told me everyone will
be part of the event although if you wish to get in it will cost loads of money
………… AH, it appears the Opening ceremony still has seats available at the very
modest and amusing price of £2012:00, O yes how we laughed when we heard of the
committee’s witty pricing structure. They have now got the army to protect the
perimeter fence but me and the dog plan to sail over the fence during the
afternoon monsoon in a cunning plan to save £4024 pounds. London
Talking of dogs I have learnt the it has been worked out scientifically that a average sized dog is the environmental equivalent to owning two 4X4,s the dog says this is an insult and he is equal to at least three Jumbo jets and he now plans to write and complain (jumbo jets Com Plane…. HA H HA HHA Ha HA HHA HA HH AH HAH HAhh ah hhaha hah hah ah hah ha hah hah hah ha ). A cat it appears is equal to a family salon, although I am not sure of make of colour.
Oooo you might have noticed I wrote ‘the MUZAK filled, damp London Olympics’ , just thought I would warn you, just in case……. And home made veggie curry for tea YUM.