Thursday, 5 July 2012
The moon, the sun, the pirate and the spy.
The sun shone today it was a lovely sunny warm day, normally in July we would all say so what it is July in the Northern hemisphere so what’s the big deal, after all you whinged about the heat wave then whinged about the rain so what is the problem. Well the thing is the weathermen on the wireless on the BBC are telling us that the gods plan to throw their entire wrath at the
tomorrow bringing forth the rains of hell. As it happens Napoleon Beelzebub
says it never rains in hell it is just too hot, but I think he just being a bit
picky with words. UK
So as I write we have a blue sky and swallows going tricks like triple somersaults round the power lines nibbling the odd insect as they do. I’m thinking well is it or is not going to do as the weathermen say should I get everyone to dress up in sou'wester jackets, boots, hats, gloves and all the stuff we did last time which just lead to disaster.
Earlier today Miss Fionaski the Famous Russian Spy called by to show us her new spy shoes with the secret hidden compartment in the heel, which is secret and I must not tell you about……… AH sorry. Mum says IDIOT. She was telling us of the secret mapping of the moon she has been doing on her trusty Russian Zorki 4K regulation spy camera, and how her undercover work has found out what has happened to the weather in the
It appears Captain Nessman of the High Seas has run off with summer and left us
with all the rain. I did tell Miss
Fionaski that I knew that, but I was sworn to secrecy by Captain Nessman,
comrade at arms upon the high seas HAR HAR HAR HAR HARDY HAR. UK
Anyway I must away now and look at the sun before it vanishes to be replaced by huge black clouds, thunder, lightning, wind and wild things. Just in case anyone is wondering by the way dad would like to point out he has unplugged the weather machine and it is covered in canvas sheets, apparently it does not work very well in the rain. So he says its not his fault….
Please note they do use the odd swear word