The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter Z

Z

 Now I think we all know deep down that no one should contemplate Plan Z. Partly because if Plan Z does not work you have nowhere else to go, you can’t suddenly say what’s the next letter? Because there isn’t one. Actually I’m quite pleased about that because it means I have succeeded yet again . . . . . OK I’m a hardy A to Z challenge chap as I have been known to do it twice in a year just for fun, but it’s a lot of work and I have many other things to do now.

Right back to the point there is one more important aspect of any Plan Z which is why we never try them they are always linked to doomed things. For example Hitler was keen on Plan Z and he is far from popular these days and someone made a film called Plan Z which is all about Zombies eating everyone and I don’t think it was popular either. Yes Plan Z’s are it seems, all a bit dodgy.  

There is one final nail in the coffin too there are no Duck breeds that start with Z . . . . I know that is hard to believe but it’s true. And with that shocking fact I feel it is now time to say thanks for reading and that really is it . . . . . . The End

And I hope your own A to Z challenge was a great success . . . . Maybe I’ll be back next year if I can think of yet another interesting twist to pursue….. I always do.

I will return

Maybe not today

Maybe not tomorrow

But

Soon

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The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter Y

Y

After the various wondrous possibilities of Plan X we are brought down to earth with a bump with Plan Y because Plan Y is a Plumbing System so called because of the shape of the 3 port valve. Well this is the nature of Plans some are huge master plans undertaken by mad scientists bent on taking over the world. And others are simple everyday affairs where a copper pipe is bent round a corner.

The one upbeat point to Plan Y is that any plumbing system worth mentioning will involve water and lots of it. And we all know what water means within the context of the now almost complete A to Z challenge, it means Ducks . . .

I used to do drawings like this for every letter once

But a chap would have to be Mad to do such a thing

AHAHHHHAh ah ah hah hha ha ha h aha 

a ha ha ha ha haha hahahhhah ahahah ah

a ahaha hahahhahaha

a ha ha ha ha 

a ha ha ha

a ha ha

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DAMN

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter X

X

Well if there is one letter of the alphabet my slightly weird theme is perfect for it is X. Yes everyone has heard of Plan X and I bet many of you have at some point in your life embarked on your own Plan X, I know I have several times.

Of course the most important aspect of Plan X is that it’s a secret and a pretty big one at that or it would not be called Plan X. In other words the one thing I cannot do here is actually tell you all what Plan X is. Well it is a secret, but again I can refer you to Wikipedia or a general search of Goggle for a random selection of Plan X’s. Remember though any Plan X that turns up on the internet telling folk what Plan X is, is not a good Plan X.

I can say, that one important point to remember with my own Plan X is you need to remember to Duck or you will have a sore head  

Over the years I have created many cardboard arty things

This is one of them made as a Wedding Present 

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The Xecotcovach Bird

Someone will be thinking Hang On where have I heard of that before

  

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter V

V



Well V means its time to repeat (yet again) an old favourite of mine . . . . Yes I know what you are thinking, but I do like this post it always amuses me and I wrote it. . . Well my hands did, I still dont know where my hands got the idea from but that is hands for you.

VICTOR the VOLE.

“VHAT do you VANT” said the VAMPIRE to the VOLE.

“What”? Said VICTOR the VOLE.

“For a start off those are not V words” said VICTOR.

VICTOR the VOLE was very good at words and knew all his VERBS and VOWELS.

  

The VAMPIRE was very displeased because he was being criticized by a little VOLE and he shouted “I VILL bite VOU and VURN VOU into a VOMBIE, VES a VILE VITTLE VOMBIE”.

“A VOMBIE “ said the VOLE “surely you mean a Zombie”.

“VOMBIE VOMBIE VATS VHOT I VED” said the VAMPIRE, who was VERY angry; so angry he bit VICTOR the VOLE on the neck.

“I VARNED VOO” said the VAMPIRE.

And VICTOR the VOLE said “I suppose you VINK that’s VUNNY”.

And they both laughed hysterically as a cow jumped over the VOON.

The VEND