The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter H

A rather bizarre, slightly odd and somewhat rambling trip through an A to Z of Plans. . . . . Sort Of

H

If you Goggle Plan H then you will notice that there are a few Plan H’s out there. And I noticed at least one of them involves eating stuff. I suspect I might find there is a Plan of some sort for every letter of the alphabet involving eating food; Well I was not expecting that. However this was not my Plan and therefore I consider That my Plan has turned into The Plan of Horror, full of Hedgehogs Hobbits Harpies, Hyenas, and Hydrangeas. All of which I suspect are likely to turn up in one of those Plan Something (select your own letter here) Diets along with that cute Duck and some Horseradish Sauce.

If by any chance you are thinking he has mentioned the Duck again well it is for continuity, something that is important in a well-planned A to Z. Even an A to Z full of gibberish and a bit of Horseradish Sauce such as this one.

I used to live Here but I moved a few years ago as folk do.

All part of my own personal Master Plan.

A cat a witch and a mouse

One of which might turn up on Letter W

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter G

A rather bizarre, slightly odd and somewhat rambling trip through an A to Z of Plans. . . . . Sort Of

G

I can say with some confidence that any theme based Plan to get all the way from A to Z at this point in the Alphabet better be a Good Plan, A very Good Plan maybe even A Great Plan. A plan that involves a Golden Egg laid by a Goose, not as some might have thought a Duck. . .  No Ducks are not good at laying Golden Eggs of any sort, not even if you offer them chocolate cake and peanut butter, or ginger biscuits as I discovered. They seem completely dismissive of such delights of culinary goodness.  Well that just means all the more for me.

Now anyone just sort of turning up here is probably thinking What sort of Gibberish is this I am Gazing upon. Well as a hardened A to Z challenge participant I will admit I am doing this in a somewhat random by also very chilled stress free way,  Which is the best way to do it.

The best picture of Geese I have ever taken near Inverness.

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter F

   

A rather bizarre, slightly odd and somewhat rambling trip through an A to Z of Plans. . . . . Sort Of

F

Now what sort of Plan could possibly fit nicely into the Alphabet here? Well of course there is realistically only one option and that is the F Plan. Yes you all know the one the Plan that involves eating masses of Fibre, Fish, Flamingos, Frogs, Figs and maybe the occasional Deep Fried Furry Critter.

Actually I have been informed that I may have got that slightly wrong and some of those things are in fact not part of the F Plan. Well that is not what the local takeaway told me at the time, they insisted that a nice Battered Flamingo was very much in vogue in the ever changing world of diets. Well they used to say that before they were closed down, apparently Panda Kababs are not entirely legal.

Yes I do go to bed with a glass of Milk Every Night

And Bedrooms should be Interesting.

The 2019 A to Z Challenge . . . Letter E

   A rather bizarre, slightly odd and somewhat rambling trip through an A to Z of Plans. . . . . Sort Of

E

Well Plan E then . . . . And before you all think Plan E you can’t have Plan E . . . O yes you can I just Googled it and there are more Plan E’s than you could wave an Egg at and I am not Exaggerating. While on the subject of Eggs I would like to point out after yesterday I don’t Eat Duck Eggs either . . . Just thought I should let you know.  Now how do we Effectively and Efficiently Exit an E based Experimental Plan E without over Exciting the Masses (that’s you lot by the way), Plus an assortment of Egrets, Eagles, Earwigs as well as many other E based animals that just for now have Escaped my mind.

Well as Sherlock Holmes would say  . . . . Elementary my Dear Watson.

The Calm before the Storm and a Tidy House