Thursday, 24 May 2012

Yet another hot day on the Starship Enterprise


Remember I said it was hot yesterday, and yesterday I said it was hot the day before, well today it was hot, that’s three hot days in a row in Britain, which can only mean one thing………… Global warming so AaaaaauuuuuuugggggHHHHHHH take to the hills it is the end of the world, hang on I live in the hills sort of so AAAAAAauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhHHHHH take to the shopping centre. No maybe not we are in recession, that very nice (HA HAH HAH HAH HAHAHAH HAH ) Mr Cameron and his assistant Mr Clegg have said something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what was it AH yes …….”DONT PANIC……The Greeks did it”.

It’s OK for them they have a nuckie bunker to hide in, well Mr Cameron does, I think Mr Clegg has been told he has to stay outside and organise the troops against rioters. But he does get to be in charge.


What am I talking about? Ah yes the sun (not the newspaper), we spent the day in the swimming pool again today at school with the caretaker doing his best to keep it topped up with ice cubes. But at one point the caretaker Mr Scotty was shouting at the Headmaster and they had the following conversation  

Caretaker “The Freezers can’t take it much longer Captain, sorry headmaster” ……..” And the Light in the speed freezer has failed”

Headmaster  “Light? Speed? Failed?”

Caretaker “ Yes Captain sorry headmaster and the ice cube trays have warped, Mrs Factor from the Kitchen has found three more , But I don’t know how long they will last”

Headmaster “Warp? Factor? Three?”

Caretaker “ Yes Captain sorry headmaster those freezers are old I don’t know how they cling on, two or three more days like this and its certain death for them Captain, sorry headmaster”

Headmaster “ Klingon? Death? ….. Do your best Scotty I know we can rely on you. Oooooo what happened to that new non-descript assistant we got you”

Caretaker “He hit his head climbing up a bean Captain, sorry headmaster”

At which point Freddie turned to his mate Jim and said “ It’s life Jim but not as we know it …………HAH AHHAH hah hah ah haah hahha haha haha haha hah hahah aha ha”

OK I have a head to continue with so must go.


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12 comments:

  1. when we visited Canadia we were freezing..guess that was before global warming, 2 yrs ago.. but I I never saw any extra ice cubes trays..

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    1. Ice cube trays are like gold dust in Canada, they like to hang them in the trees to scare polar bears.

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  2. Ahh, I see where you were heading with the Star Trek lingo.

    Haha! I haven't seen that video in years!

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    1. Yes it is rather good to play as a surprise at a disco or reggae party, a great way to break the ice........

      HAH HAHHAH hah ahah hha hah ha hah ah hah hah aahh ahaha hah ah hah hah hah hahahah

      Break the ice

      HAH AH HAH HH HAH HHAH HHAH HAHHA

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  3. Ah...there must be something to do to get more ice, since you may only have 3 more warm days all summer.

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    1. All this heat is not good for us I will need to buy Bermuda shorts if this keeps up..... and the dog would hate that, he says he looks an IDIOT in Bermuda Shorts........ HAHHAHH HAHHAHH HAH HAHH HAH HAH HAHH HAH HH HAH HAHH HA

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  4. More Star Trek jokes than an episode of Family Guy. Well done.

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    1. DAM something I know nothing about what so ever, Family Guy??????? But I take it they like Star trek...

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  5. One of the brilliant things I just figured out was: IF a starship is powered by the same process as a star, nuclear fusion, and stars are known to typicaLLy be hot, THEN starships would have a tendency to be hot (?). I think my logic is korrekt, even if my korrekt isn't. I wasn't trying to sound aLL smarty-pants by using the word "brilliant" as the fourth word, I was just thinking about stars usuaLLy glowing brightly,

    hahahahhahahahahhahahaaahhahah

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    1. In the old days of navigation ships navigated by the stars.

      It is a little known fact that without Elvis, man would have got lost and fallen off the edge. Some people think Elvis was a Hot Star but I prefer Nuclear Jazz Fusion (I should Google that it sounds a jolly good name to me)

      Not quite but almost

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpqwpPlZVS8

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  6. 'Jazz' was the nickname of one of my children from about age two to seven. But the naming process had absolutely nothing to do with jazz music.

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