So about this so called
diary that you have not been writing lately, I can hear you all think. What
sort of feeble excuse are you planning to palm us all off with this time with
your rubbish pictures and so called paradoxes.
Which looking from our point of view just looked like an excuse not to
write anything?
Well I can tell you are
not happy since I have stopped writing reams of total rubbish that makes little
sense I have noticed that the page views on the blog have plummeted like the
Great Mechanical Zombie Bird itself. There I was boasting to the cats that the
blog was just a tad fewer than 10,000 pageviews for the month of July and at
the present rate it will be back down to a couple of thousand at best in August.
Of course I did mention my concern about
the fact I would no longer be covering major world sporting events as my
Football World Cup coverage was very
popular (particularly with folk who don't like sport).
Anyway back to the point
excuses, I have been busy and I think I have reached that point where I am
suffering from writer's block again. I have a feeling this is because I have
written loads, 560,000 words not including comments and drawn loads of
pictures. In fact last nights picture drawn last night was a right old game and
I was far from happy with the result so I am worried I have Artists block now
as well. Even the poetry was a bit iffy and bad nonsense poetry is normally
dead easy.
So I need a plan something
to revamp things in a good way but not an exhausting gosh this is hard work
sort of way, something that will make people think Oooooo this is an
interesting diary this chap should get that very nice Steven Spielberg to turn
this into a film. Luckily I do think I
have a plan one that I hope people will approve of, one which will keep the
basic structure of my diary intact so I don’t lose my loyal followers (you know
who you are).
So what is this plan I
hear you now thinking in a slightly excited way. . . . . . .Well I thought I
might introduce more Zombies, Aliens,
Mechanical things, Goats, ferrets, Lemmings, Pointy Sticks and ice cream
and do some drawings………
WHAT DID YOU SAY
What you are fed up with Zombies,
Aliens, Mechanical things, Goats, ferrets, Lemmings, Pointy Sticks and ice
cream and rubbish drawings done with a ballpoint pen. . . . . . . . .
AH DAMN. . . .
What about a nude alien
hunter and a Grumpy Ghost Writer.
O God you lot are hard to
please, OK I will add some science and stuff from time to time if you insist
and maybe some real news. . . . . . But that’s it.
