As you know over the last few days I have
complained that it has been very very cold, so in a sort of themed weather
based continuation of my diary, I can tell you all in a very loud voice, well I
would if I was able to type in a loud voice, that today was in fact very very
very cold, no it really was it was cold. It was the sort of cold where you
might bump into say a Famous Russian Spy called Miss Fionaski who might be out practising her abilities at moving through the intrepid Siberian forests of Siberia navigating using only the stars. So as Miss
Fionaski was passing us as she navigated the wild woods she called in to say
hello, discuss the new shortwave radio code cipher with mum . . . . .
.XAQ145F3NNp . . . . . Which I am not
allowed to tell you about or it will ruin months of hard work . . . . . . . .
.AH DAMN sorry about that, apparently mum says that Mr President Putin has just
sent a message saying I AM AN IDIOT. Hay
a message from President Putin that’s cool.
Miss Fionaski The Famous Russian Spy
While Miss Fionaski was
here I showed her the Christmas tree, she likes Christmas and she was showing
me her cunning spy electronics that allowed her to see all the stars in the sky
even during the day and her translator which automatically translates into any
language. So I tried to get it to translate My
seagull called yod has eaten all your cheese slices but it said Радио является
большим для членов КГБ и тайных агентов, which turned out to be the wrong response in
Russian. Then Miss Fionaski vanished off into the cold to meet people and take
pictures of secret things.
Not Long after that Miss Issy turned up and
said it was jolly damn cold, so cold that she would not be surprised to meet a
famous Russian spy on a training mission in the woods as they looked just like
the intrepid Siberian forests
of Siberia; (that’s the woods not the Famous Russian Spy).
So that’s it I am running
away to a warmer place leaving none but the hardiest of beasts fighting through
the cold hard frost of winter. I did see a shadowy figure with a big red cloak
which had white fur lined edges and a hood and they were wearing big black
boots and carrying a large suspicious sack and may have had a false beard; so I shouted out to them in a friendly
gesture Радио является большим для членов КГБ и тайных агентов but they ran off
hiding their face, back into the woods. Muttering something about President
Putin and the letter he sent to Lapland .
