I am starting to prepare
for my trip into the unknown a trip fraught with danger and wild beasts and
things of which I am yet to think of. Preparations have already been made and
we will be setting up our first camp in the freezer section of the huge out of
town supermarket next to the frozen Peas. This will give us some protection
from the prevailing winds that blow constantly from the large automated sliding
doors. I will be undertaking this
journey with Esmeralda, Freddie and his Ferrets and we have managed to acquire
bearers to carry the heavy equipment needed to complete our task. Our
negotiations with the local tribe called The Checkouts failed terribly, but
luckily Freddie found the leader of the reclusive Trolleymen who has agreed to
carry our supplies for a modest fee. It seems the Trolleymen have some sort of
strange device they use to carry stuff in called a trolley, which I suspect is
the reason they are called the Trolleymen.
Anyway we will shortly be
starting our trip (well sometime in the next few days) to find the source of the
last great river that man has yet to explore.
Yes as our support
vehicles park up in the car park of the great out of town supermarket in
readiness there is nothing left to do but publicly announce our attempt to find
the elusive Source Of The Aisle
Things are looking good
for this MAN'S Last Great Adventure
we have already had two memorable quotes from Freddie and Esmeralda
Dr
Livingstone’s Fresh Organic Cornish Pasties I presume
And
I
am going for a little walk I may get some thyme.
Should our expedition be
successful there is already talk of an attempt on the North Face of the IKEA in the future.
