As many of you will know I
have been revealing some of the lesser known facts about the World Cup in my
ever popular Blog (I use the term ever popular loosely). Telling the world
about the news that the world cup is full of Androids and now Vampires and
various other creatures and beasts of a non-human based life structure. But I
have come to believe my blog has upset the powers that be somewhere in the
voids of cyberspace. I don’t think it will be Quinton and Charles of GCHQ as my
blog apparently is the only light relief they get as they trawl through the myriad
of websites and blogs involved in social media.
The reason for my
suspicion is that if I Google for news of Androids and Vampires through the
rather popular Google search engine (I am a great fan myself) playing in the
Brazilian World cup my own blog comes in at about page 25 million. Now we all
know this could only happen if someone somewhere wants my blog kept quite, suppressed
and out the way.
I have even protested
outside the local Google Office, a small wooden shed in a field just up the
road. Where a spokesperson said the
following
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
Suarez is a vampire
Ban the vampire
Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
On the head. . . . Back of
the net
Anyway I am suspicious now
that there are more folk about in the greater world as a whole who are androids
than I thought. And a useful tip to spot one (so I am told) is that they clutch
small touch screen devices where they obtain their instructions from, using
discrete thumb and finger movements to communicate with their great leader,
In late news (for me) it
appears that Luis Suarez has been banned for four months. He stated afterwards My solicitors Amstrad Amstrad and Amstrad were rubbish and seemed to
favour the Androids. But as a Vampire I am planning to hang about for a while.
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