OK yes it still needs painting
I can here several folk
thinking Hey ROB what’s with all those odd stories lately why don’t you give us
some real information something sensible not all that damn loony stuff, why
don’t you tell us what you did today. Yes OK I take the hint so I will tell you
of my day . . . . . it’s boring though, really boring.
A box arrived this morning
from BT to replace the old box we have from BT, apparently our old box is so
old that in less than a months time it will stop working and will officially be
obsolete. Typical although the new one does not appear to look that much
different to the old one, so I guess at some point it will be a box change . .
. .Oooooooo that will be an exciting diary entry for you all.
After that we decided to
go to a Garden centre in Welshpool, it did take longer than planned as there was a silly
man in a car who was going rather slow. Anyway he decided he wanted to leave on the
same exit as us at the roundabout, even though he indicated differently that was sort of close. I was
going to shout at him, but I was not allowed to. As we entered Welshpool behind
the silly man it was chaos due to a large lorry unloading at the main lights it
took ages to get through, as we got near the huge lorry and the lights the
silly man we had followed decided that the best place to wait for things to
sort themselves out was parked next to the huge lorry. O yes that was clever
blocking the entire road was a great help, we left him loads of space to
reverse out the way but he just sat there and so he totally grid locked
Welshpool which made him very popular.
Anyway after things were
sorted we went and bought a couple of plants and then headed home using another
route, we are not silly enough to go back the same way. Then I set upon making a slightly ventilated
panel for a door by drilling loads of holes in it. I based my design on an old
Iceland Norse calendar that can predict the full moon and it’s designed so that
once ever five hundred years the rising sun shines through the holes and creates
the image of Sven Erik Astro-turfston the legendary Burgan Troll Slayer who
discovered Iceland way back when . . . . .
Those Burgan Trolls were sharp
witted and clever trolls and it was one of the great battles of Norwegian
History.
Trolls do get a bad name
everyone assumes they are huge blundering half wits a reputation that is not
helped by the likes of Harry Potter and his mates who got into a right strop
when they were beaten in team chess by a group of Trolls. . . . . . . . O NO they don’t tell you that in the books or
the films, they soon forgot about that little incident and then make the trolls
out to be IDIOTS. . . . But some of us
know the truth Mr Harry (can’t beat a Troll at Chess) Potter. . . YA SUCKS BOO.
Ooooooo I better stop
before this gets a bit too long.
I have just had a cup of
tea….
Not entirely child friendly but very funny if you live near Welshpool
