It might just be that references to obscure mathematical paradoxes in my diary may confuse folk a little so tonight we are playing by the rules, no messing about and just telling it as it is. When I say as IT is I am not referring to the letters eye or tea as in IT more IT as the general series of events as they happened in the day. By doing this, it not only makes the diary a good deal more understandable, but also a good deal shorter. The dog has added a good deal more boring.
So you can see we are off to a great start every word entirely plausible when I say plausible I mean true. Most of what I write is true but sometimes it may not seem plausible. Anyway tonight it is lean and mean so I better get on with it.
Got up
Had wash
Got dressed
Had breakfast
Fell over cats
Fell over dog
Got in car
Went to Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop (to deliver mum)
Moved boxes
Had a general discussion with customers about the imminent closure of Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop for ever
Got in car
Hot wired car
Got out of car (I was in the wrong car)
Got in right car
Went home
Painted wall blue (the bits I missed that show up when the sun comes out)
Got paint brush stuck in cats fur
Got paint brush out of cat
Got in car
Went to Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop (to collect mum)
Got out of car
Bought cat food, milk, yummy food, stuff
Got in car
Went home
Switched on computer
Drank tea
Pointed at cats and dog
Stuff
Other stuff
More stuff
Wrote diary
Moaned at dog for saying diary entry today is WELL BORING
Mum said IDIOT
Posted Diary Entry
End (only todays entry not the end of the diary)
PHEW
Ooooo and an email from Auntie Karen who is planning to retire and live off the Royalties of Ian the Musical Hat Makers Albums
The End again (almost back in a bit)
FOOD YUM
Eat food
Wash dishes
The END …….No it really is.
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