The day had its contradictions
and it is entirely the man at the BBC’s fault on that Today programme on Radio
4 that is on in the morning, you see I was listening to the radio having a nice
cup of tea and trying to get my head into a state on normality. It takes time
for me to get to a state of normal in the morning, I am not one of these folk
who wake up all chirpy and bouncy and get up singing and smiling, in fact I
would say I have still not reached that point by the evening when I go to bed,
I blame it on a day that needs to be longer. Right . . . . . . . . . back to
this contradiction; as the voices from the radio penetrated my head I suddenly
heard talk of the weather and that some scientists are saying that we can
expect to have wet summers for at least the next ten years or maybe longer.
Well that sort of woke me up, are they really serious, ten years of wet British
summers, apparently it is something to do with a warming North Atlantic and the
jet stream or the like and there was talk of some localized anomaly in
Shropshire that so far has defied normal scientific principles. Some scientist said for all the world he
would swear someone had a weather machine but they all laughed at such a
foolish idea.
The contradiction arises from
the fact today was hot very very hot and dry probably the hottest day we have
had in the nearly two years we have lived at this location. It is very off
putting, I have been brought up to believe the BBC and the men/women of Radio
Four (formally the home service) they are like the rock of world affairs the
steady voice of reason and an unbiased voice among the thousands of other radio
stations pumping out propaganda or rubbish or both. Anyway after listening to
that I got up . . . . . . . . DAMN I
have written this much and all I have done is listen to the radio and got up……..
How did that happen? I think I need to fast forward to the end of the day
So there you go
after the arms fell off the aliens body Esmeralda escaped and Mr Jones was super
gluing the alien back together as evidence. Freddie and his ferrets were able to
return the roller skates to their rightful owner and the council will be
filling the large hole in sometime in the morning, luckily we all got out and
did a runner before they turned up to assess the damage. As for the Goat he is
limping slightly but it is his own fault, he was told that drinking petrol is
fraught with dangers and just because a man on a unicycle can do it does not
mean a goat has too, although I was impressed by the goats ability to ride the
unicycle, its just a shame he did not work out how to stop it.
Oooo yes I got
to eat five hundred Tunnocks Tea Cakes
in one go . . . . . . . .WELL COOL
although I feel a little sick . . . . . . . .. Mum says IDIOT
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