Had it not been for the fact I
looked out of the window late last night and saw snow; this morning would have
been a serious shock to the system, it was still a bit of a shock to see us
back in the middle of winter with a vengeance. But the day got even odder as it
progressed because round about lunch time the sun was out and it was actually
quite warm outside and there was snow on the ground, although the snow was
melting rapidly. By five o’clock everything was green again and you would have
assumed it had been a lovely spring day, all I can say is it was all very odd,
and I don’t think dad was using his Weather Machine either.
As a result of the confused
weather I don’t appear to have done much I sort of fitted a shelf back where it
was fitted before, I say sort off because it is all a bit iffy and it is still
a bit iffy but the space to work on it is limited. And it appears that cats are
rubbish at DIY and using a screwdriver, I’m sure mankind must have domesticated
cats for a reason it cant just be to run about giving them food when they make
lots of noise and sink their claws into you. Dogs at least understand Latin
(useful as this new Pope seems to use loads of it) and can do mathematics, plus
robotics and chainsaw juggling. Cats
even demand you cut a hole in your back door to put a cat flap in and then
refuse to use it and expect doors opened on demand (like the food).
I got
distracted again sorry about that. . . . . . I did a small tiny bit of painting
too and I poked about inside a computer and found one penny from 2008. I have
now found money in three different computers but not enough to make it worth
dismantling all the computers in the world.
Maybe old computers will become the new old sofas. Back in the past when
sofas were made properly they had spaces designed into them for things to get
lost in, and it was traditional when you visited granny to stick your hand into
all the spaces and grovel about looking for gold and uncle Arthurs Rolex or the
missing budgerigar from 1953, because granny thought she heard it the day
before. You don’t get sofas like
grannies sofa anymore the modern ones don’t have secret voids for things to
hide in for decades and sadly the modern sofa does not last as well as the old
ones. Our old sofa was WELL COOL it had a huge colony of woodlice living in it,
well I say living they were generally dead but what was weird it that they would all get sucked up in the vacuum cleaner
but six months later it would have another huge colony of woodlice who were
sort of dead. I wonder if they were
Zombie woodlice WOW that really is WELL COOL
. . . . . . . . . .DAMN that sofa went to the big furniture store in the
sky (sorry I mean skip).
AH I might have
got side tracked a bit again there and I didn’t get to mention the huge monster
snappy thing with big teeth and lots of legs , , , , , ,DAMN.
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