An Osprey and an Ocelot

The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales

2013

O    An Osprey and an Ocelot

 An Osprey and an Ocelot were observing the ocean near Oslo one October day, it was an ordinary day slightly overcast with the occasional glimpse of the sun (an Orange orb in the sky).

The Ocelot said to the Osprey   . . .

Was that an Octopus eating an Owl in the Ocean?

And the Osprey said

In my opinion they were dancing to the sound of The Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe

They continued to observe the ocean then after a while the Ocelot said to the Osprey

Was that an Olive Flounder overtly ogling an Otter?

And the Osprey said

I think they are engaged in Orienteering

So they continued to observe the ocean and after a while the Ocelot said to the Osprey   

Was that an Orbicular batfish opening an octagonal box?

An the Osprey said

I think he is on an Outing to the grand opening of an ouzo bar.

Then a large Ogre came and ordered a onion and olive sandwich

But the Osprey and the ocelot said they did not serve sandwiches

The Ogre then said OOOOOOOOOH I better eat you then

And the Osprey and the Ocelot ran away

Leaving the Ogre observing the ocean near Oslo one October day

The Ogre then said to an onlooker

Was that an Octopus eating an Owl in the Ocean?

And the onlooker said

In my opinion they were dancing to the sound of The Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe

But the Ogre jumped up and chased the onlooker off into the distance

And all was quiet except for the gently sound of The
  Oslo Ocarina Orchestral Ensemble and an Oboe.

The End

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