The IMPLUSABLE IMPLODING INTERLECTIAL and one too many at the ISOBAR

Industrious, interesting, intuitive, inexplicable and insane all words that the New York Times has not used in their in depth interview in the imaginative mind of the individual who instinctively responds the interesting name of Rob Z Tobor (me or I).

So having now investigated many of the interesting blogs INVOLVED in the A to Z it is intriguing that many (ok a couple) have inexplicably imploded into the infinite void of infinity in the internet something Ian would I’m sure say was inevitable.

The dog insists that the imploded blogs are the result of INTOXICATED bloggers hanging about in the Isobars of cyberspace where bloggers become INEBRIATED by infusions of suspicious letters from the alphabet such as T or IT (An early evening meal, typically eaten between 5pm and 7pm in England) or Y’n or even G’n or J’n or possibly B’r (as in you’re my best mate you are).

Isobars are as we all know invisible lines of pressure of a known value along a line and it is a common fact that bloggers can not work under pressure. So losing Inertia, resulting in Ineptitude, killing their inventive minds.

If you meet a pretty young girl who gives you a card to an Isobar offering free entry and a free drink just say “I’m an Intergalactic invader from IO (one of the moons of Jupiter), and my iguana has insomnia”……. It has always worked for me as they then run away.

Mum has said IDIOT. I thought she might, she said that last time I wrote about EYE’s.

Anyway I irritatingly (for you) intend to illustriously inch my way to Z and beyond. 

The Ghost Writer says IT IS  alright for you lot he has had to work all day in a grey office spilling the guts of temperamental artificial intelligence which was shouting Igloo Igloo Igloo, I'M an Igloo.

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