Burning Bilberry Bushes, Biodiversity and banshees

Because today is Monday Mum has made Buns so today is now Bun-day much better.  Biology in School today with Mr Bradford (a budding Buddhist Bio-chemist) was Brilliant.  “The biology of a Bilberry Bush”, and despite Bernard’s best attempts to burn the Bilberry bush (he says he had read about a burning bush somewhere) being brought to an abrupt stop by being bashed on the head with a baseball bat by Mr Bradford the Biology teacher. The bush was still a bountiful biosphere of breathtaking beetles, bumble bees, brontosaurus and big bad burrowing beasts from Byzantium……… AH I might have got a bit carried away there. Mum has said Buffoon (not IDIOT today).       

However while bouncing back to the classroom through the Bracken, the banshee’s came to see me, we are the best of buddies from way back.  But Banshees always scare folk so Mr Bradford and some of Class B52 threw Buttered buns at the banshees shouting “be gone beasts you will give us Bronchitis and Bubonic Plague and blue boils and bully our budgerigars.  It was the Brussels sprouts that finally made the banshees back off, back into the Broadleaf trees of the woods. You can’t blame them, Brussels sprouts …….YUK.

The rest of the day in school was bitterly boring but that was because it appeared that everyone else had started their Easter Holidays……………………….AH DAM, Mum said IDIOT (sorry Buffoon)

Back to burying Brassica’s and Broad beans, and building the sculpture.      

I’m off now Because I am Drumming (Djembe)   soon with the Band ….. Brilliant. The truth is never good for B’s

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