It was an ordinary day at school Esmeralda
is still planning to send the school mascot into space, so she has put it on a strict
diet. The goat however is going for the sympathy vote with the other pupils,
and is lying on its back and whimpering (I think it must have been talking to
the dog). It appears to be working because the goat has gained twenty pounds
since the start of the diet, that’s another 1000 litres of rocket fuel so
Esmeralda is not happy and has said (DAM). Still that is the space race for
you.
Talking of races I note
that President Vladimir Putin has won the Russian election and is now President
Vladimir Putin again, I believe he only intends to remain president for a long
time, or as he said I think As long as it takes …… ……. ….(DAM). I don’t
know if it’s just me but there is a slight mad glaze in his eyes now. The dog
says he will want his favourite portrait back now which the dog stole from his
office in the heart of the Kremlin (DAM), and bearing in mind Russia are
supporting Syria who are now it appears conducting war crimes again its own
citizens, that’s a bit of a worry (DAM)
The lettuces are growing
well and I have taken photographic evidence to prove it, but it may mean I will
have to eat loads of Lettuce ……… (DAM). Being an ECO warrior has its drawbacks
I am still working on my
practice A to Z blogging challenge and today’s letter is “D” for DAM. Not the
concrete wall with a million gallons of water on one side, but the O dear I
have just hit my hand with a large hammer (DAM). As it happens I did hit my
hand with a large hammer while helping to clear up in Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very
Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop after school, I was holding a large nail at
the time and the nail sort of went through my hand a bit (DAM) and then into
the wall so I was pinned to the wall (DAM). It would have been OK but the nail
went through a water pipe (DAM) and the electric mains cable (DAM) fusing the
entire town (DAM). As well as dripping water into the lower reaches of Mr Beelzebub’s
empire, Hell …..(DAM) and getting me a little damp (DAM).
Anyway Napoleon Beelzebub
sorted it all out saying it was easily done and I will not be Damned for
eternity unlike some including megalomaniacal politicians of certain large
countries and Syria
Oooooo by the way I’m a
bit late as I have been drumming (Djembe) so WELL COOL
.
So now I half this song floating in my little bwain, the Christmasy music to the title "Oh, Holey Fright". I used the word half instead of have because at the moment there are no lyrics, only a title and the visual imagery of you pinned down, yet knowing with your giant hammer, you can Thor-like come to your own rescue. Which just goes to show ya' that you should never leave home without your trusting claw hammer just in case you need to pull the nail instead of hammering the nail.
ReplyDeletePutin! Putin! Putin! ... I have always wondered what eXactly is wrong with a country when they can elect the same person their leader 3 outta 4 elections in a row, and that merely because he had to sit out round three, hey, there's got to be at least ONE other person worthy of being president outta hundreds of millions of Russians, but maybe I am wrong.
Yo Me ESB I missed your comment, how did I manage that very odd. I once put a garden folk through my foot too and pinned myself to the ground (no its true).
DeleteI think in Russia they sometimes watch to see in which box you are Putin your X in. . . . . . . . .HAH AH HAH HAh ah hah
Yes! I dId notIce that I had been Ignored! I was lIke, what iz a goIng on wIth The Rob today? I was pushed to the point of suicidal eXtinction, or maybe it was a side of soup distinction, anyway, lemmings were lining up, giving me add-vice, but I made an eXcuse at the last minute, and gave my glass of Kool-Aid to a very eager lemming, he looked thirsty. I watched as they went surfing, but then it started to sprinkle like that last beach scene in the movie Point Break where I am Keanu Reeves and all the lemmings Pat Rick Swayzee-ish.
DeleteWas it not Rick who said something like "Of all the gin joints in all the world, you have to walk into mine. And yes its a bit of a Dive".
DeleteThe Lemmings of Petrograd would like that.
I wonder if Rick had the same question I have had since childhood: Are there truly more rocks in Morocco? The only progress I have made regarding this is to obtain a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a beginning of ginning.
DeleteMr Abū al-Hasan ibn Alī al-Qalasādī, should be able to add something to the question of who has moor rocks
DeleteEr...since when did planning on firing a goat into space, become an ordinary day at school?
ReplyDeleteMakes Waterloo Road, look like a Vicar's tea party.
I bet they have goat sandwiches at the vicars tea party HAH HAHH HAh hah hah hah hah hahh hah haha hahhhah a
DeleteRob, I have made a new page on my blog and added your good self to it. carry on the good work!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr H I am in good company with the other links. What excellent taste you have......
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