The infinite space of cyberspace .... And the "A to Z Challenge 2012" a Pre-Amble

I assume that cyberspace is infinite. The dog insists that it is not because it does have a finite capacity but I am not sure he is right. I have tried to see the other side but I couldn’t even with a huge telescope. The dog says I am thinking about it all wrong, and instead of thinking of it as space I need to think of it (cyberspace that is) as a sushi restaurant. Where all the little dishes go round and round and you pull off what you want, so I think the dog is saying that it is like the ancient concept of the universe and it all revolves around me. 

  

Well that’s WELL COOL because I have always been told that if you think of the smallest thing you can think of and then crushed it really really tiny and threw it in the sea, then blind folded a man three weeks later and put him in another part of the world and told him to find the thing you crushed. The chances are he might not. And that tiny crunched object represents the total (that’s everything) of mankind’s achievements in the universe so far. I think some of these megalomaniacal power mad leaders need to remember they are but nothing in the great master plan and an afterlife in the cellar of Napoleon Beelzebub getting sunburnt (sorry burnt) is not worth it.

Anyway cyberspace is different and the dog has explained that quite clearly it revolves around me, it is ironic really because I had salmon for tea too.

At this point I suspect you are wondering what is Rob talking about and so am I, because I did have a point but I got entirely distracted by a tiny tiny crushed item in the sea (mankind); so I will now get to my point. What I was going to say is that I have more than one portal to cyberspace and many of you will be unaware that I have entered a thing called “The A to Z Challenge 2012”  where during April  the idea is to blog based on a letter from the Alphabet each day starting at A and ending at Z. The result of this is my diary might look a bit strange I will give an example below of what might happen on April the 1^st. But it is all part of a competition in which I am a tiny tiny crushed item thrown into the sea

AAAAAAAAAAugghgghgggggghGHHHHHHH ….. Day one

My pet Aardvark Alpha bit Auntie Karen’s Angora Alpine horn case thinking it was a Armadillo. Its mums fault she threw the armadillo toaster at Alpha assuming it was assaulting her angel cake. It was a good angel cake and we all ate it up rather abruptly even the crumbs thrown out for the birds were swiftly consumed by a passing albatross or was it an alpine tern, As it appened Auntie Karen was amused and asked Alpha the Aardvark for an autograph and he was happy to ablige and everyone applauded and said ……. AH




Karen Gomm I assume that you are seeing if I am paying attention to your attention seeking comments and bad spelling! Well you have your answer now Rob!




WELL COOL Auntie Karen welcome to the blog