Its
Friday and the end of another week. The
town was very still this morning, a definite feel of Autumn and I have noticed
the crows are shouting quite a lot too. Napoleon Beelzebub has given me the
task of making a Christmas Angel for his Window this year. It might seem a
little early to discuss, but as he says in the world of commerce one must think
ahead.
I
don’t mind doing the Christmas Angel, it will be easier that the original, Plan
One. which was the three Kings but there are three of them so we have abandoned
them now. Not as in chucked them out the car at the side of the road, but as in
chained to the walls of the cells (as in Brain) of non existence. The dog is
well upset he thought he might help as he rather likes Elvis and the thought of
having three of them all dress up in sequins singing Hound Dog in Napoleon
Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop Christmas Window was very
exciting indeed.
He
says he is not planning to help make an Angel, also Napoleon Beelzebub says the
Christmas Angel needs to have horns although he who must be obeyed (he says
that but no one does) says they are only allowed to be small horns.
O
yes school I did Physics, Geography, French, English, Woodwork, Entomology,
hieroglyphics, Economics, Rollerball, Basket Weaving and Mud Wrestling. The
head Master has already banned Mud Wrestling after this week as the parents
have been complaining that after spending a whole £2:00 on a new uniform in
Tesco they have all been ruined by mud. It is the fault of the new Physical
Education teacher who has a subscription to one of those pay to view sports
channels and keeps coming up with stupid ideas. Rollerball was good though even
if they did have to call two ambulances at lunch time, I think the headmaster
plans to ban that too. Personally I would ban Basket Weaving although Esmeralda
did make a very good Wicker Man that looked just like the Physics teacher. I
saw her at the end of school skipping up the corridor with it and a can of
petrol, laughing hysterically (Esmeralda not the petrol). She said she wanted
to show it to the physics teacher that was nice of her.
Chip
Butties for tea YUM they are vegetables so if I eat five Chip Butties then that
is really healthy WELL COOL ……………. Mum
just said IDIOT that’s not fair? I still think potatoes are a vegetable myself.
I
saw Zilly the Witch flying over earlier she was off to see the Banshees. Zilly
is an old friend but I have never mentioned her before and there is a very good
reason for that. Because when I said HELLO she said Chan e gogadh nan
ceann a nì an t-iomradh …… I know she does stuff like that, but she
comes from Scotland
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