The Letter A . . . . . . . It Starts

OK yes before I start the A to Z challenge I need to explain and apologise, you see I can write loads at times and as those of you doing the A to Z will know, folk tend to be keen at first write loads and then by about L run out of steam.  OK yes I never run out of steam, but this year I have a cunning plan of shear genius which has never been done before on the A to Z, and in order to do it I need short posts. And anyway I am writing nonsense poetry about an aardvark and not The Rhyme of the Accent Mariner although it needs a bit of a rewrite really as it hardly ever mentions aardvarks and when it does they don’t come out of it in a good light, I knew letting them eat the Albatross was poetical suicide

Right yes I am getting distracted, so sorry about that, what I am saying here is that it will take three or four days for my cunning plan to sort of materialize at which point folk will say  . . . . O so that is his cunning plan . . . . . . IT’S rubbish.

Right enough of not doing the A to Z challenge it is time to start. . . . . And I would particularly like to wish all members of RATs who are doing it also,  good luck including the very newest member of RATs . . . . Mr Flip.    

OK here we GO

The Greatest A to Z  

Aardvark based Nonsense Poetry in the World 

Poetry is easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or so some say

So through the Alphabet . . . . . .I will play

Starting right here . . . here with the letter A

And a rather silly nonsense poem, to end the day.

So to the distant sound of a mad dogs bark.

I’ll start at the start with thee Aardvark.

AH

DAMN.