Today in School the Chemistry teacher said
we might do a jolly Halloween experiment seeing how it is not far off now.
Anyway it did not go entirely to plan, although it was not entirely my fault
the instructions were a bit confusing.
Put the blue powder in the green bottle
into the green liquid in the yellow bowl before you add the yellow liquid in
the blue bottle to the yellow bowl which now has a green liquid in it. Then add
the yellow powder from the red bottle to the red bowl with the yellow liquid in
it, this liquid will now turn black. Then mix the two bowls together by either
putting the black liquid in the red bowl into the yellow bowl with the liquid
that has now turned blue or the other way round. So you then end up with a red
bowl with a brown liquid or a yellow bowl with a brown liquid; you then add the
red crystals from the blue bottle and stand well clear because there will be a
lot of red and blue smoke.
But the thing was myself, Esmeralda and
Freddie were watching a spider and giggling and trying to work out if it was
one of those man eating spiders that closed that school on the news the other
day so we sort of got our colours a bit mixed up.
I will not go into details
but I have drawn a picture with my new hairy claws and have been told I will be
back to normal by Sunday . . . . . . DAMN I was hoping the effects would last
to Halloween, anyway mum says she has no plans to fry worms and earwigs all
weekend to keep me fed, has told me off for swimming in the pond chasing newts.
Oooooo yes while on the
subject of news, I notice that the weather forecast for Sunday is well wild
around here and a fair chunk of Britain, so time to batten down the hatches, I
assume that means you need to tie your chickens to the ground, they hatch eggs
and both chickens and eggs will blow away in what is said to be a possibly
really scary storm…. TAKE TO THE HILLS .
. . No hang on hill may be a bad place to be, unless it floods as well. . . .
Run in circles and flap a lot; circles, maybe that is what the aliens were
warning us about yesterday.
Time to go and eat more
worms YUM.
You weren't maKing anything too iLLegal, were you?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI have been learning complicated eXpensive software stitching, but it has a serious flaw. The free software that came with the machine works great, amazing. Overall a frustrating weak week.
Hang in there Mr ESB you will win in the end. Technology might be great but it takes longer to master than the Pointy Stick.
DeleteNot looking forward to all the wind, don't really want to be blown away.
ReplyDeleteThose instructions would confuse me, too!
Those instructions are even worse when you have to write then down in a diary.
DeleteI too am a little worried about the storm that is due