Friday, 12 April 2013

King Kevin and Kate the keeper of knowledge.


The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
2013


K  King Kevin and Kate the keeper of knowledge


King Kevin the king of the kingdom was a kind king, a knowledgeable king of all known things. His Knights were as keen as a kittiwake with a kipper and kept King Kevin safe in his Khaki Kastle (sorry Castle), then one day Ken the Knight and keeper of the royal ketch (a small ship) moored on the Klondike river announced he suffered from claustrophobia  AH damn that is not a K word, the Kat said it was. He suffered from kakorrhaphiophobia (a fear of failure) and from kenophobia (a fear of empty spaces), ate crispy kingfishers and wore a kilt and was also a bit of a kill joy at parties.  King Kevin was confused the Knights had never complained of aliments before and was slightly put out of kilter. So the king put on a kettle of water to make tea, kicked the kat (sorry cat) and called Kate the keeper of knowledge and kitchen knifes and asked her to communicate to him with candour and calm using  kyriolexy (the use of literal expression) what he should do.




However Kate the keeper of knowledge and kitchen knifes said to the king, King Kevin that the constant use of words starting in the letter K was killing the tale so King Kevin said OK and everyone ate kohlrabi soup with ketchup, kelp, kippers, kebabs, Kale and then chased a kangaroo about for a while, then curled up and had a kip (sleep)

Kricky that was a Kliff Klanger (sorry hanger) I don’t think I Kan do that again…….Phew.

Sorry that was a rubbish story I think I had a serious blank with K. 

 


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17 comments:

  1. Laura Clipson12 April 2013 at 12:36

    I think you did really well, there were a few words I'd never heard of in that one! Very creative :)

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    1. Rob Z Tobor12 April 2013 at 18:59

      You are kind to call it creative I feel the word really should be chaotic....

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  2. flip mcfliperson12 April 2013 at 13:51

    That was a killer story dude!

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    1. Rob Z Tobor12 April 2013 at 19:00

      Many thanks Mr Flip it is good to see you returning to my humble blog, it is much appreciated.

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  3. esbboston12 April 2013 at 16:21

    We keep our cans of candour and calm near the door. You might think the candour is from Canada and the calm from Colombia, but the opposite is true, they both are made of China.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor12 April 2013 at 19:11

      Welcome Mr ESB I hope you are feeling a little better, you do sound much better in your typing. I would like a can of calm, I think calm in a can would sell like hot cakes. I am a bit concerned about the Columbian can of calm made of china, those Colombians do have a bit of a drug problem. Was the can made in china.

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    2. Rob Z Tobor12 April 2013 at 19:12

      Sorry I appear to have created questions and not answers

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  4. esbboston12 April 2013 at 19:51

    I am coming to yourescue: I discovered that claustrophobia in Turkish is a K word klostrofobi

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    1. esbboston12 April 2013 at 19:57

      Question: Would a kenkenophobia be a fear of Ken finding himself (or herself) in an empty space?

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    2. Rob Z Tobor12 April 2013 at 20:21

      Ah you are feeling your old self again Mr ESB, I am sure Mrs ESB and Cooper must be very happy.

      And Ummmmmmm, Yes you are Klearly Korrect

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    3. esbboston13 April 2013 at 03:45

      Yes, I think I am, but someone at the diner tonight (yes, I am here twice today) confused me with someone who used to live here and frequent the diner long before I did. I need to write my blog post story about this mistaken identity. I finaLLy feel like writing something. I have a new Arduino computer coming soon, as I am ready to start playing with the first one dedicated to my business environment and security processes.

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    4. Rob Z Tobor13 April 2013 at 11:10

      Good luck with that new Arduino Mr ESB

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  5. Unknown13 April 2013 at 01:15

    Kudos on such a difficult letter. Although my tongue nearly fell out of my mouth, reading this one out loud. :)

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    1. Rob Z Tobor13 April 2013 at 11:03

      K is a tricky letter and much harder that it might at fist appear, I learnt this last year and If I do this mad A to Z thing again next year I fear K will go Kaput. Reading these out aloud is a duty beyond the call so well done Miss Lily.

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  6. kate n13 April 2013 at 08:42

    I have enjoyed this tales but hadnt commented much BUT how could I not comment on Kate the Keeper of Knowledge and Knives - must be my alter ego :D So glad you didnt mention the Karaoke King Kraken ;)

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    1. Rob Z Tobor13 April 2013 at 11:09

      Karaoke King Kraken . . . . an awesome thought indeed maybe next year an A to Z of super hero tales. And thanks for continuing to follow my slightly quirky blog and indeed my slightly quirky followers whose comments are as important to the blog as me (well almost, but not quite).

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  7. Lilia Tombs14 April 2013 at 00:59

    Kakorrhaphiophobia is a glorious word :D

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