Monday, 25 June 2012

Shock news.... The Olympic Flame at the opening ceremony to be lit by goat


Yesterday I made a little comment in one of my various portals into cyberspace that I thought I saw a Golden Eagle at the side of the road as we drove home with the Cultural Olympian in the car. The dog says it is a sign, the Olympics give gold medals and my sculpture is that of an Olympic torch bearer, so the dog thinks it is a prophecy to do with the lighting of the Olympic flame at the stadium in the opening ceremony. He says it means that in his opinion the flame will be lit by Eddy the Eagle who will soar over the stadium with flames leaping from his body like a human comet (the celestial body not the shop), landing in the caldron or what ever it is called. Mum says IDIOT; I think I agree Eddy the Eagle must be getting on a bit these days and past such a feat. What they need to successfully achieve this is someone who regularly does something similar most days. Yes the school mascot, the school goat.

It would be a great idea, never before in Olympic history has a goat ever been fired over a stadium to light the eternal flame, which I believe has gone out several times now but is always saved by the patron saint of fire, Swan Vestas who is more than a match (HAHAHAHHAH ahah hah hah hahh hah hahah hahhah hahah) for problems with the flame.

To change the subject slightly it has been a lovely sunny day today, Yes this is Britain the home of confuse a cloud Ltd. Really I do wish it would make its mind up, mum is suspicious of dads weather machine. He said it was fine after he removed the cat from the workings but we think it is a bit suspicious that every day he goes “AH I think I have sussed it” things go haywire again (Haywire ???? Where did that come from I will have to Google it). It appears to be to do with lashing things together with haywire such as logs in the early logging days, then when the wire breaks all hell lets loose as they go all over the place causing chaos.  

OK I’m Drumming tonight under the home made canopy with my drumming associate  so I will away for now..



Oooooooo by the way we found a newt in the veggie patch earlier, what would a newt be doing in the veggie patch? The dog says eating newt potatoes ……..HAH HAHHAHAHA Hahah ah hah hah ahh ah ahahhah hahah ha hahh.......... Talking of Newts in Veggie Patches.


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11 comments:

  1. Laura Clipson25 June 2012 at 18:21

    "More than a match" that is the funniest thing I've read all day! I would pay to see a goat light the olympic torch, much more interesting than seeing a person doing it.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor25 June 2012 at 18:53

      That is very true, I think they should have got me to organise the whole opening ceremony because it would have been the best one ever. Sadly it is too late now for me to vamp the thing up a bit. Still you never know they might have Vincent Price as a vampire sucking the blood out of suspect drugs cheats and Zombies with Javelins. As long as we don't get thousands of children waving flags and singing........AH ....DAM

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  2. neer26 June 2012 at 02:40

    I agree with Laura. "More than a match" and your cackle after that had me laughing loud. A nice way to start the day. Thanks.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor26 June 2012 at 11:32

      That means I have achieved something useful today, rather rare for me.

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  3. esbboston26 June 2012 at 03:28

    The last time I saw a Newt it was much larger than your newt, and it was rich in the currency in Ging. He wanted to be king or something like that fairy tale, but the peasants said "NO !!!"

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    1. Rob Z Tobor26 June 2012 at 11:44

      A first being British I thought Oooo this looks hard, but then something clicked in my brain and it made sense. Proving I am still just about functional mentally.

      I noticed something interesting about your American Newt though; if you Google him and look at images not everything you get lots of picture of him and very little else. If you then Google Rob Z Tobor or E S B Boston and look at the images, you get all sorts of things. Which is what normally happens when I do this, see what strange things that go on behind the scenes.

      So it is interesting to me that Mr Newt Gingthing only produces images of himself. Proof I think that he may be an alien life form, OK not conclusive proof but good enough for Mr Jones the alien hunter.

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    2. esbboston26 June 2012 at 12:16

      When I perform a Google search with [e s b boston] it actuaLLy returns nothing (images) of mine, but when I squeeze it all together as esbboston AND force it to display results for what I asked for instead of what it suggests, something like [esc boston], then it finaLLy returns images from my blog. It helps to spell my first name completely and put a " mark at the beginning and end.

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    3. Rob Z Tobor26 June 2012 at 13:56

      I got lots of Images for E S B Boston....

      Try the following

      https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&cp=12&gs_id=1p&xhr=t&q=E+S+B+Boston&rlz=1C2GGGE_en-gbGB442GB456&aq=f&aqi=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1280&bih=933&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=tbDpT9fsKOqM0AWR4oCqAQ

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    4. Rob Z Tobor26 June 2012 at 14:01

      Hang on I may have misread what you said I thought you got no images so maybe you did get these images..... Cyberspace is a bit odd.

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  4. Unknown26 June 2012 at 22:57

    Hmmm...Comets...Eddie the Eagle...Swan Vestas, are you sure you're a child of Cyberspace?

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    1. Rob Z Tobor26 June 2012 at 23:03

      I think so Miss Lily, although there are not many Swan Vestas in cyberspace. It is more smoke and mirrors

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