O Dear….. Despite Obverting my eyes in an Odd way I still ended up On the ORANGE school bus (the only Orange school Bus) ON what was an Ordinary day. According to the Weatherman on the wireless (the Oracle Of all Our Weather) it was going to rain all day something Orrible (sorry horrible) Only it was Sunny sort OF. On the bus Esmeralda was being rather Ostentatious and it turned Out she has spent her Oliday (sorry holiday) working for the ISOBAR handing Out flyers offering free entry and a free drink. She was also hopping to make some other cash selling (Blackmailing) Obscene photos of the lemming of Petrograd; however they have posted all the photos On their Facebook page and have Ordered more for Old friends back in Omsk
Just in case you are thinking WHAT????..... You don’t obviously follow my Diary on a regular basis, I am Open to such Outrage but feel at this point it is time for you to go Off to Other Offerings in cyberspace, Outwards and Onwards so to speak (write).
OK at school the Headmaster had invited the OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL ensemble to play after the Ovation and Oodles of praise from their previous Outstanding visit. The OSLO OCARINA ORCHESTRAL ensemble are funded by an Obscure Russian Oligarch who made his fortune selling Owls to Obsessive Harry Potter Fans desperate to buy any sort of Harry Potter Objet d'art. Anyway me and Harry Potter are not mates as you know, and I will not gloat by saying he is now an Obscure has been Wizard doomed to Oblivion……(OH sorry I did say it……….. HAHH HAH HAH HAH HO HO HO HO HO HO HOH Hahah hahahhhah )
After various odds and ends of lessons including Oceanography and Observing an Ocelot and an Osprey and making Ointment from Olives (O God now I sound like Harry B******y Potter) I went home on the Orange Bus
At Home the Dog was involved with the Occult trying to sacrifice an Octopus that have been force fed Okra in the old tradition of offering Odin something Offbeat. The Octopus you will be pleased to know escaped. However the dog showed me the Octopus’s large empty rectangular tank and said “ O look the large rectangular tank has turned into an Octagon HA HAHAH HAHH HAH HAH HAH HHAH HAH HAH HAahah hah hah ah ahah haah ha hahh ha hah hah ah ha haahah h ….. .. . . ..ha hahahh haha hah hah “
OK that’s It over for today………
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I wonder in the grand evolutionary design if the octopus came about as a gradual numeric increase, say, he is at the 1+7th stage so now octo-pus, so maybe there have been the unipus, bipus, tripus, quadropus, pentapus, hexapus, and heptapus? I wiLL be on the l00k out for the nonapus, oh, the eXcitement is building! And to think I was going to waste my day getting a new bottle of acetylene so I could practice uphiLL soldering when NOW I get to go nonapus hunting! I think I wiLL start in the seafood section at the groc store, then maybe go to the kitchen appliance section at Wal-Mart to see if they happen to use the suction cups from octopus on any devices designed to stick on smooth vertical surfaces. From there I wiLL venture to the lake in search for the Lake Nest Monster, oopz, I meant nonapus.
ReplyDeleteI quite like the thought of The Nake Lest Monster or a Nake Mest Lobster. A favourite food of the Nonapus......
DeleteOnly in cyberspace could such a conversion happen so it is not all bad.
Or its Italian distant cusine Make Less Mobsters, the kinder gentler more squidlyish, hold it, did put 'cusine' ?,,, sorry, I meant cousin. My cousin says cous cous is a sin. What? Obviously my malnutrition is kicking in, must seek red meat and dry land soon, or we arrg doomed. As a side note my pineapple looks loverly.
DeleteThat was close I hit delete instead of reply. That is no way to make friends.
DeleteI should google pineapple why are they called pineapples I am perplexed. It is the letter P today so a perplexed Pineapple has some poignancy, I must ponder as I paint and consider its practicalities, although this A to Z has turned my brain into a potato
I want to make Ointment out of Olive!!
ReplyDeleteGiggle, Laugh, Cry
I am not sure she would like that
DeleteThat's an impressive list of 'O' words, Rob! Just stopping by from the Challenge...enjoy the remainder of A to Z..
ReplyDeleteWe have passing half way so it is getting better all the time
DeleteAll those O words are making me Ornery! Kidding :)
ReplyDeleteLook forward to the rest of your challenge run…can’t believe we’ve had 16 days already!
--Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2012
Twitter: @AprilA2Z
#atozchallenge
Yes well I did a practice run so that is 42 days so far. And it is a strain I will be glad to get back to normal and just post every day of life in the world of cyberspace...
DeleteOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My God! Man how do you manage?
ReplyDeleteI am MAD......... AH HAHHAH hah ah hah hahahh hah hah hahh hhahah hahh hah hah hahah hhah ah hahah
DeleteNo it is getting harder... I will not be doing it again
I have to say you have an interesting blog
I love your posts, they certainly increase my vocabulary!
ReplyDeleteAnd Mine
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