Saturday, 7 April 2012

The GUILD of GROTESQUES AND GARGOYLES


As we know Mr GRAHAM the art teacher very kindly got right in to the spirit of the letter “G” way back on the 8th march, when we all made Giant Garden Gnomes and painted them in Grey Gouache and by the end we had a large Group of assorted Grey Giant Garden Gnomes. And although these GIANT Garden Gnomes saved us from the Ghouls and Ghosts they have since been gathering dust as garbage in the garage. It could have been a gruesome and grizzly end to a generations (My generation) great art.



Mr. graham however is a bit of a Guru a gifted and generous guardian of grand gothic artistic goals. So has given dad the grey gouache giant garden gnomes as a gift for The guild of grotesques and gargoyles. The guild of grotesques and gargoyles gather once a month at the Golden Goose Inn on the village Green, drinking gallons of grog, and eating Gateau and game pie. Inviting guests to give governance to their own grand plans in order to get grants from the guild.
For the annual get together and gathering where the Grand Grumpy (the honorary leader) of The guild of grotesques and gargoyles is elected Dad is powering the  GIANT GARDEN GNOMES with sophisticated  Geo-gravitational gyroscopically generated engines and guidance systems. Enabling them to glide gracefully over the village green in a gracious ghostly dance.   

It has transpired however that the Godzilla is Great Appreciation society is also holding their annual event on the Village green on the same day (tomorrow) and so Dad says he plans to fit gleaming 18mm Gatling Guns to the GIANT GARDEN GNOMES to gun down Godzila. The rest of The guild of grotesques and gargoyles are not sure that is a good idea. But as dad says it will liven up the usually rather dull give away local Gazette which is full of Gibberish.

This Grand Battle of Giants will take place on the village green tomorrow. Sadly (for you) my day off from the A to Z so none of you will ever know the outcome …….. HAH AHAHHAH HAH HAHH Hah hah hah hahh haha haha hahahahaha ha hahaha


Talking of Gibberish mum says Idiot …………..Ah no she has just made a gesture instead. 

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8 comments:

  1. neer7 April 2012 at 14:50

    Oh no, I so wanted to know the outcome. BTW, I am rooting for your Dad.

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    1. Rob Z Tobor7 April 2012 at 16:11

      I'm sure the GIANT GARDEN GNOMES will come out as the winners in the end. After all the very nice Mr Steven Spielberg would hardly let the hero's loose face on the village green in the block buster movie, to a rubber reptile.

      My agent tells me he has offered twenty quid for the film rights, but I've said no less that fifty five. It is going to a long negotiation

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    2. Rob Z Tobor8 April 2012 at 17:18

      Yes it is now possible to see what happened just go to the April 8 post and all will be revealed

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  2. Unknown7 April 2012 at 15:48

    A most deserved rest for you, Mr Rob Z Tobor.
    I cannot praise you enough for your A-Z musings, which are the most imaginative EVER!

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    1. Rob Z Tobor7 April 2012 at 16:18

      Thanks Miss Lily but .......Rest? As you know I blog everyday unless Crisis or not being able to get to my rather old and bulky PC stop me.

      As it happens I am off out tomorrow to celebrate the birthday of the Ghost Writers Grandson whose is either 11 12 13 or something like that. I asked the Ghost Writer why he does not know and he said BAH-HUMBUG

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  3. Anonymous8 April 2012 at 04:30

    I'm curious to know what goes on during the Godzilla is Great Appreciation society event :)

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  4. Laura Clipson8 April 2012 at 10:16

    I used to love learning about Gargoyles and Grotesques, they're creepy though! Great post :)

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