The Three R's; Reading Writing and Arithmetic .......... WHAT?

Its R today so Rancid Rhinoceros risotto with rotting rabbit and Ribena for breakfast ……………… I knew letting the dog cook breakfast was a bad move. We did the three R’s at school today Reading, Writing and Arithmetic.  Yes exactly who thought of that one, I know what mum would say……………… So everyone thought it best to do the three R’s that are R’s, which after a vote turned out to be Road Rage, Resting and Recycling. 

I think Road Rage made it onto the list after the incident in the School bus this morning with Mr Rogers the Relieve driver and the Rabbi in the Range Rover on the roundabout.

Our Road Rage lesson went well; we recited various Red blooded repellent un-Repeatable Risqué phrases involving Rodents, Reproduction, Roquefort and a Rooster. As well as Rude Gesturers and Ramming a Rabbi on a Roundabout with a bus, then running over the Rabbis Cat before having to run away when you realize the Rabbi has a Russian Revolver        

Resting went remarkablY well and we relaxed with the radio and Rolly Polly Pudding made by a retired Romanian Rifle Repairer

I am off now to play Djembe and the Rhythms of Ruanda and their remarkably Rhythmic RAIN Dance. So will return later……………

Later

Because we have ripped all the Rugs out of the Room which we play Djembe in it Rather Reverberated which is in fact rather rewarding.  Although it is not entirely restful when the dog in a gesture of rebellion kept passing the window in a Rickshaw with a rare Rhododendron and a Rose in a round red raffia container, shouting Rumpelstiltskin was a radioactive Reptile.

OK back to the three R’s at School and recycling. We went to watch a Range Rover once owned by a Rabbi being Reduced to a Cube in the Crusher at the Recycling plant. Esmeralda said it was Really Cool because Mr Rogers the RELIEVE driver had been Restrained with Rope and rammed into the boot. I guess that explains why the green Range Rover turned into a Red cube………… YUK

I am starting to think no one reads this anymore

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