tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post7157196999329471717..comments2023-10-29T10:12:23.088+00:00Comments on ...The Slightly Eccentric Diary of Rob Z Tobor...: Artists, Micro Gods and ZombiesRob Z Toborhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-84541190719312344072013-06-13T12:22:18.396+01:002013-06-13T12:22:18.396+01:00They say that a flea scaled up to the size of a ma...They say that a flea scaled up to the size of a man could jump over the Eiffel Tower. So, it goes to figure that a spider scaled up to the size of a man would just spend all day tripping up over his own legs.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-64329666517402625472013-06-12T23:45:22.631+01:002013-06-12T23:45:22.631+01:00I didn't get an answer on whether he moved. Bu...I didn't get an answer on whether he moved. But he was s'pposedly moving last year to a farther piece of Texas and that only lasted for a few weeks and -poof- he was back. So I can be hopedful. That word mean something slightly different from hopeful but I am not sure yet what the difference isn't. While doing some eXtremely important paperwork I tried caLLing different Japanese restaurants in AMA and only got through to a human once and they didn't know of a recently acquired Jesus there in their 日本のステーキハウス. Oh, sorry, that just slipped out, that was s'pposed to "Japanese Steakhouse". So I am at least semi-sad. To answer your first question, Yes, Jesus must speak Japanese. No, that isn't true, I have absolutely no idea if he has to learn any. I have spent years trying to learn some Japanese and I am veRy poor yet probably better than 98% of non-Japanese Americans just by brute force of trying a ridiculously huge amount of time to the sport of learning Japanese.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-61603819165720915502013-06-12T22:50:24.432+01:002013-06-12T22:50:24.432+01:00I would like to say that is pure genius Mr Addman ...I would like to say that is pure genius Mr Addman I am well impressed. Not bad at all for a man who eats a certain biscuit . . . <br />It just goes to show that even across the great gulfs of war on the fundamentals of life and biscuits men can rise about these conflicts and create ideas of greatness.<br /><br />The world can learn much from our small band of blogs as we weave our way through the darkness of cyberspace.<br /><br />From small biscuits can come world peace. One small bite for man as someone once said. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-40190563844510348672013-06-12T22:33:11.769+01:002013-06-12T22:33:11.769+01:00Or split hairy spiders. Are you sure he cant move ...Or split hairy spiders. Are you sure he cant move fast, spiders shift fairly quickly so scaled up he should be dead fast.Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-86203959913405882142013-06-12T21:57:51.848+01:002013-06-12T21:57:51.848+01:00Duluximus looks great. You could expand your lore ...Duluximus looks great. You could expand your lore and say that he married the paint goddess Emulsia and had two sons; Crownicus and Matt. Just don't let them mix too much or else they'll turn brown.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-14928608685079558742013-06-12T21:30:43.968+01:002013-06-12T21:30:43.968+01:00I don't think Spiderman can move particularly ...I don't think Spiderman can move particularly fast, you must be thinking of Superman. sorry to split hairs but I felt I ought to say.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-66577003523229489092013-06-12T20:54:32.869+01:002013-06-12T20:54:32.869+01:00Generally I would totally agree but just of late s...Generally I would totally agree but just of late some of these Zombies and Vampires are getting a bit Wimpy, their grand parents will be turning in their graves (before nipping out for a bite to eat. . . . . . . HAH HAHAHHAH HAHH HAH HA HAH HAH AH AH HAH AH HA HAH HA HAHAHHAH HAh ah ahhah a Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-73464389395290387032013-06-12T20:51:37.705+01:002013-06-12T20:51:37.705+01:00Holes are good and if that nice Steven Hawking (so...Holes are good and if that nice Steven Hawking (sorry Steven Spielberg) makes the block buster movie then the set will be dead cheap. If he does not make the block buster movie (the ********) and I have to do it myself (if I get the time that is) then it will be set entirely in holes which should make it much easier. After all it will avoid all those wide angle shots and a cast of thousands.<br /><br />Chinese Zombies and slow motion Kung Fu I like it Mr H I will add that to the script. I agree about the hard work I will avoid it from now on and tell everyone that I have been advised by a man of knowledge to rest. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-48258650750621115142013-06-12T20:28:05.308+01:002013-06-12T20:28:05.308+01:00I think zombies are carnivores, no vegetables for ...I think zombies are carnivores, no vegetables for them. Unless they're mixed with brains, I guess. Laura Clipsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02748489198957473503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-86981679149158136282013-06-12T20:22:03.019+01:002013-06-12T20:22:03.019+01:00I have noticed a trend of late on your blog. You s...I have noticed a trend of late on your blog. You seem to be digging a lot of holes.<br />If your not careful you will run out of garden and just be left with one big nothing... should keep the weeds away but if you dig too far you might end up with a load of Chinese zombies from the other side of the world.<br />Be careful Rob. Nothing good ever came from hard work and effort.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-25419691060487827632013-06-12T18:56:39.741+01:002013-06-12T18:56:39.741+01:00Does it mean that Jesus has to speak Japanese. I a...Does it mean that Jesus has to speak Japanese. I also am assuming he has moved as sixty miles is quite a long commute if you are working on a late shift. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8808596250801819029.post-41583083179543218972013-06-12T18:45:10.369+01:002013-06-12T18:45:10.369+01:00Zombies eat brains. So if someone is in a comatose...Zombies eat brains. So if someone is in a comatose state they are said to be in a vegetative state, so the answer to your question is yes.<br /><br />Sad news. Jesus is no more. WeLL, he isn't here any way. He is now working in a Japanese restaurant 60 miles away. So at least it gives me a reason to go to AmariLLo and eat Japanese steakhouse style.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.com